First, let me apologize for such an obvious slip up. Next, let me thank my friend, List of X, for pointing out this glaring oversight on my part. It seems obvious, after it being pointed out to me, that I can’t very well claim to dislike the way people are using electronic communication to the point where it is causing us to forget how to communicate face to face, and even go so far as to complain about how young people spend all their time with their faces buried in their cell phones even when they are out with their friends… and then turn around and admit that I am using this blog as a platform by which I plan to take over the world.

As List of X cleverly commented to me, there is a chance, however small, that some of those young people gazing at their cell phones with such rapt attention, aren’t, in fact, texting to other young people who are more interesting than the ones they are actually with, but that they might be reading my blog.

So I am herewith withdrawing… say that 5 times fast… that entire post… the one that has something about vomiting on a plate in the title… from active service. Please disregard it. Pretend it never happened. I will now go on record as saying this:

You all now have my permission to completely ignore all the people in your life, your work, your responsibilities, your ambitions goals and dreams, your pets, your future, your past, and indeed reality as a whole, and forgo even food and sleep, at least up to a point where it doesn’t quite endanger your health… so that you may spend endless hours gazing into a monitor screen… but only if you are using said monitor screen to look at my blog.

I hope this clears up any confusion I caused.