Daily Archives: June 22, 2014

Sometimes, when I meet someone, and they tell me it is a pleasure to meet me…

… I can’t help thinking inside my head: ‘well, yeah, you say that now’… Because they most likely said the same thing to the last person who totally ruined their life… Advertisements

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Sometimes, when people ask you how you have been, or what you have been up to…

You need to give them the full rundown. I mean every dirty, boring bit. Every ache and pain, every triumph and tragedy. Tell them everything that has happened to you since the last time you saw that person. Not just … Continue reading

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Why do we tell each other to have a good day?

Whenever anybody tells me to have a good day, I always say: ‘Hey, you have two or three good days, in case I don’t see you for a while’. Stop being so stingy. What, are you saving up all the … Continue reading

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