More of those strange little things that rattle around in my cranium until they shoot out of my nose and into that little box on Twitter… because they are too clever to waste…
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*Let’s be lonely together.
*If I didn’t love myself so much, you wouldn’t either.
*It’s okay if you want to be more like me… I want to be more like me too.
*It isn’t whether you win or lose… it’s how you win the game.
*Not knowing how sexy I am is what makes me so damn sexy… I think.
*I could tell you how to live forever… but then I would have to kill you.
*Hey, I found two snowflakes that are identical… oh, dang it, they melted.
*Remember, just try not to kill anyone today… I’m talking to you, terrorists and gun-owning psychos.
*We are all the center of many universes.
*I wonder what I will wonder today.
*If you didn’t spend so much time wondering what people think of you, you would realize how seldom they do.
*Some days you are the proctologist, and some days you are the patient.
*Black is the new black, 20 is the new thirty, and I am the new me.
*Wait, I have to think up new clever things to type in this little box every day?
*Even in the deepest winter, the seeds of new life lie dormant, waiting for the Spring.
*Wait… does a hearse carrying a body get to ride in the carpool lane???
*Let’s get this show on the road… uh… you are going to have to help me carry some of this stuff.
*Follow your dreams… but watch where you step.
*Walnuts were first called walrus nuts… but nobody wanted to eat them.
*Keep a stiff upper lip… even though it makes eating very messy and you will dribble food all over yourself.
*Put on your big-boy pants and… oh… those are getting a little tight on you.
*I promise I won’t tell your mother what you do on Twitter… unless you make me mad.
Pouring My Art Out 
Did you see the recommendation I gave you on LinkedIn?
no… I have not checked it in a while… I will…
I like all of these but my favourite is “If you didn’t spend so much time wondering what people think of you, you would realize how seldom they do.”, that, my friend, is philosophy most high.
awww… shucks
I’m just imagining that the pants comment was being directed at me… makes me feel strange and fuzzy.
fuzzy?
I don’t know how else to describe it… it feels so right and yet so wrong… you know, fuzzy.
I will allow it
wow… 46 views all day today… people usually like the twit wit stuff.
Some days are weird I guess.
I don’t usually get 46 in a day. I know, I suck.
You purposely aim a nitch market… you are too smart for most of us.
No I’m not. That’s just wrong. I think the rest of you are better at utilizing the blog space to its maximum advantage. And there’s nothing wrong with that, at all.
I use a shotgun, you use a sniper rifle.
You’re a good man, dude.
I know you are, but what am I?
You’re such a child!
I know I am but what am I?
Hee hee hee…
stop touching me!
Cute
thanks
It’s true. I really do want to be more like you.
Well who doesn’t???
Of course. What was I thinking?
Who knows?