Yeah… whatever… I am still trying to interview all of you at the same time so we can get to know each other. And, since the Inner View series is now closed… except the few people who have done it and are waiting for their moment of fame… I am going to use the questions from that series so you all can show us how brilliant you are…
And I am starting off with question number 1… the best question…
What do you like best about my blog?
Oh, and if you love the Inner View thing, do not worry… I am going to end it with some surprise interviews… and it is going to be weird and awesome!
Pouring My Art Out 
Your humor and the fact you blog whatever you fancy.
But never too fancy… HA!
Is it bad to say the comments are my favorite part…? Well, the photoshop stuff used to acquire famous twitter followers is true genius. The inner views are awesome…the best part of the blog though…has to be YOU!
Yay… It wouldn’t be my blog without me… I guess… and no, it isn’t wrong… the comments are my favorite part too. But everybody likes different things. If I try to make everybody happy all the time, nobody likes it.
True. I can’t even make myself happy all the time, making everyone happy all the time just seems like a waste of time. It actually makes my head hurt to think about it. I just do whatever and if they like it…cool, if not…go nail yourself to a cross or something. You want satisfaction….go eat a snickers.
I just tell everybody that I try to be an interactive blog and listen seriously to their ideas… and then do whatever the hell I want.
That’s actually brilliant.
I can fake brilliant with the best of them.
I can fake…wait, what were we talking about again?
me…
oh right, of course.
That is sort of what I do.
I like how your blog once rescued a kitten from a tree.
But I dislike how your blog can eat whatever it wants and never puts on any weight.
It is heroic and has a great metabolism…
My blog can rollerskate backwards
In spandex… to disco music…
LOL!
sigh
Made me chuckle me old chum!
Thanks.
As I have only followed you for about 2 weeks, my answer to your question would be, my first impression. I liked your cover photo and the first 2 sentences of each post. If I like the first 2, I will carry on reading. If I like what I read, I’ll look for the photo again and start the process over again. Two weeks have passed and hear I am, still anticipating the first 2 sentences.
So… I should only write posts that are two sentences long??? I think maybe you should try Twitter… HA!
In our over saturated world, the importance of a good ‘opener’ has never been more crucial. You have that. The bonus is then the ‘meat’ of the post, which you also have. There now, your ego boost for the day. Strangely I feel like having a cigarette now.
What? No cuddling? Oh, man… but thanks…
Hey I already feel guilty for cheating, I’ll send flowers.
Yay… you are a gentleman, and there aren’t many of us left.
i just came here once,this time…
http://mumet-ndhase.com/
That is no excuse… answer the question… make something up.
I’m going to give you a rare sincere and heartfelt answer… I love your fiction writing. I loved reading your recent Hono(u)r Misplaced series. I also really LOVED what you did with the photoshop series. That made me laugh. But mostly I love your engagement with your readers. That makes this place what it is.
Thank you… from the bottom of my heart… where there are no crack squirrels… that was very nice… I feel all warm and squishy inside
Yay!
Yay you.
That the fact that you are a wise-ass comes out in every post. I hate dumbasses.
I do my best thinking with… hey… wait a minute…
I am new to your blog…so what I have seen (and read) thus far, I love the energy, wit and humor. I think 🙂
No… no thinking… that ruins everything!
It’s how my mind works and it seems rather fun.
Okay… fine… you can think… but don’t let the minions see you doing it…
It will be our secret 😉
As long as you can do it quietly.
Ha I’m not the quiet type
Just try not to rile up the minions… they have already staged two revolutions.
No promises
sigh
“No thinking” – Yes, that’s my favorite part right there!
I have to set some standards…
It’s sheer mediocrity… 😉
Yay!
What do I like most about your blog? That’s easy. Your readers. Well, some readers. Actually, one reader in particular. A very mindful reader. One who has a lot of digressions. But in the interest of anonymity, this one particular reader shall go unnamed.
They are my favorite part too.
Personally, I really like what you’ve done with the bathroom.
I make the head minion clean it every hour… thank you Trent
Glad I’m not a minion.
You need to fill out a form to become a minion, pass some tests, prove your loyalty, and fit into the uniform.
All you had to do to get into my club was make a spelling mistake. I bet your unitard wouldn’t fit me anyway.
Do not mock my black coverall with the cherry red stripes! I got them at Minions R Us
I hope you found them on sale.
Like I would pay full price for bulk minion wear… I had my minions rob the place… of course, they had to do it naked, but whatever… they knew what they signed up for.
Ninjas can do anything and get away with it.
I did a bunch of funny ninja posts…
I know. They are hiding.
I am going thru all my old posts and adding them to my new category cloud thing
Good luck keeping them hidden now…
right
The irony scares you, doesn’t it? I mean, how can you write true ninja posts that can be seen by the world?
I am going thru all my old posts to tag stuff for my new category word cloud thing… I have lots of funny ninja picture posts… and Conan… and Dick Cheney… getting killed by a ninja…(sorry, NSA agents)
I like how you’ve taught me so much about Dick Cheney. I hate him almost as much as you do now.
Oh, and you’re funny and clever, I guess.
Sorry
Yay
Thanks
Whatever
Humour. Randomness. Photoshopped artwork. The fact that the author is a raving looney monkey crack squirrel SAS Navy Seal Navy Walrus kind of dude
Oh man…
😀
whee
Toilet is thataway
too late
Well you can clean it up
I could
Or you could get the penguins to do it with their oscillators.
They don’t get along with the squirrels.
must be the jealousy because of the tails
No doubt.
I promised myself I wasn’t going to cry… sniff…
bawhahaha
ha again
Koo koo ka choo, baby!
😀
The best thing about this blog? Well, it’s you, of course. The pictures of you. The weirdness of you. The cleverness of you. The monkey of you. The… wait, what? That doesn’t make any sense.
You’re so full of it DJ!
What?!?!?!
Why would you say such hurtful things? 😉
What can I say, he had me at crack squirrels.
Don’t let her intimidate you… she is laughing so hard right now…
She doesn’t intimidate me. The stormtrooper she hangs out with does though.
Oh… well… yeah…
I know.
Luckily though, I busted his blaster so it doesn’t shoot straight anymore.
That better not be a euphemism.
I think you’ve come down with crack squirrelitis
They are very contagious
I thought that was very heartfelt and sincere…
oh it was..
okay then
It makes perfect sense to me… keep going…
The monkey of you makes sense? Wow, that makes my head hurt just typing it.
My inner monkey is in there… with my inner child and my inner Conan…
Well, you are right, that does make sense.
Why would I lie to you?
Why wouldn’t you lie to me?
Well I would if I was trying to spare your feelings, or get something out of you, or just felt like it, or I thought it was funny, but other than that…
Those are all seem valid reasons to me.
Are they?
Who knows. Do we need another experiment?
This is all an experiment… now run through the maze again.
Twist.
Okay, I’m game. Is this a positive reinforcement maze (is there cheese at the end)? Or is a negative reinforcement maze (do I get electrocuted if I take a wrong turn)?
There is a cheesecake with a Taser in it.
Double twist.
Is it chocolate cheesecake?
Don’t get greedy.
Hey, if I’m going to get tazed, you might as well use the chocolate to release some extra endorphins first
good thinking
That’s why they pay me the big bucks.
That’s why they don’t pay me any bucks
They really should. I’ll look into the problem and see if I can get that fixed for you.
I am working on it.
Cool.
Looc
Ocol.
ocelot.
guinea pig?
sure, why not.
Hooray!
yarooh
What do I like about your blog? Hmmm,
Well I’ll stick with what I said before, that it’s funny and I can always come here for a good laugh. But I’ll add that it’s genuine and real. You don’t put on a persona for anyone and that’s nice..
You’re going to make his head swell!
Swelling of the head is good every once in a while though, isn’t it?
Not with him!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, my psychiatrist…
yep!
ha
Increases the blood flow… keeps the crack squirrels circulation through the blood stream… you thought I was going to make a dirty joke, didn’t you?
No..but only because I have an issues of looking to the right before I looked at the left. I saw the crack before I saw the first part of the sentence
umm… okay?
Oh… my…
Well I might be exaggerating the number of crack squirrels in my head, but other than that this is all me… and them… thanks.
Nice job, man.
You just created a series that many of your readers can’t comment in because we were already featured answering the questions.
Or can we just make fun of you instead? That’s fun too.
My thoughts exactly, and yes make fun of him I welcome it!
Beat you to it.
That is always an option.