Here they are… the questions that you will all have to answer for my new interview series: Inner View.
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1. What do you like best about my blog?
(Well, you knew I was going to make this about me somehow, right?)
2. Do you like monkeys?
3. If you won a free, month-long trip to Paris, but each day for one hour you had to stand under the Eifel Tower naked, would you still go?
4. What makes your blog unique?
5. If you were in charge of the universe, what is the first order you would issue?
6. What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
7. Would you rather spend the day with an adult, a kid, or a baby?
8. What, in your opinion, is the worst thing that Dick Cheney ever did?
9. What is the worst thing that you ever did?
10. If you could have dinner with one fictional character… including cartoons… who would you pick?
11. If you were locked in a room with a knife, a barbeque, and a living cow, would you die of starvation before you could bring yourself to kill and eat the cow?
12. What one word describes your blog best?
13. Is there one celebrity that you would leave your family for if they declared their undying love for you?
14. If I got my hands on a photo of you and did funny things to you in Photoshop for a whole week, but you had no input into what I actually did to you, and I posted everything I did, would you be okay with that? And can I have a picture of you?
15. What makes you cry?
16. If you could cuss out one famous person, living or dead, who would that be?
17. Tell me the truth, do you really like me?
18. What kind of circus trick would you like to be able to do?
19. Which drug side effects from those TV commercials disturb you the most?
(You can’t all say anal leakage… too obvious)
20. Who the hell do you think you are?
21. Now tell us why we should follow you…
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I will still ask a few more questions tailored to you specifically. I have four people who already sent me their email addresses, so I am going to mail these to them, and whoever answers first gets to be my first victim… I mean lucky interviewee… (Ha, that’s a funny word)…
Remember to have fun with this. And wow us with your answers. A lot of big-name bloggers are going to see this. And it will only be as funny as you make it. Also bear in mind that I am going to add my own comments after your answers before I post them… so I guess if you aren’t that funny, I will be able to make you look good… ha!
Pouring My Art Out 
I totally would have done this…early birds get the worm and I am def not a morning person
It went on for like a week…
I know. It’s hard keeping up :-(. I’m sorry.
I am not holding it against you… I think you would have done an awesome interview.
Haha full of poop eating stories
That would have been up to you
OK…time to strap my weapons on…
uh oh
Ready.
For what?
I’m ready for the questions.
Did I get your email yet?
hiddinsight at gmail dot you-know-what
ok
may take a few days…
If you wait, you will probably get lost.
Already am
Rerouting…
HA!
Anybody else, I might just think that was metaphorical…
Ha. It might be metaphorical. But like the cabin pressure in an airplane, it can change suddenly and without notice.
uh oh
Yes please…
Yes please what???
Yes please daddy, can I play too?? (didn’t realize I had to ask ‘ properly’)
I have like hundreds of people commenting on twenty posts about 67 topics… I just had no idea what you meant… also, I am not that bright… I need an email address… and it might be a few days. There are people in line already.
I can’t wait to read more!!
The comments are some of the funniest parts of this blog… I have a few posts with over 1,000 comments.
I love the comments sections as much as the posts.
I have the best commenters.
Does the thought of standing with a naked monkey under the Eiffel Tower make you cry?
Hell yeah… are you going to do this? I need some heavy hitters.
I just did one for Hellis, I think. How am I a heavy hitter? I’m a lightweight. Bantam. Fly.
That is my favorite kind of fly, the lightweight bantam.
You had me at “Do you like monkeys?”
If they answer that wrong, I am kicking them out… but don’t tell them…
I’m scared, very scared!
Did you pack the survival gear that I recommended?