I put a picture of the new children’s book in the sidebar. I think the link works… but if a few of you could click on the picture of the book and see if it takes you to Thebookpatch.com, that would be awesome. I tried it, and I went there, and saw both of my books available in actual dead tree form.
I should mention that the ‘I like monkeys’ book is a little more expensive than the science fiction book is. I think we set the price at $11.96 U. S. That is because of the color images that I painted for it cost more to have printed, not because I am trying to get rich or anything. It is not a very long book, and it is really aimed at young kids. Kids who are still being read to, or just learning how to read should love it. I don’t know where the actual cutoff age is. I am field-testing it with kids of various ages as we speak.
It is not available on e-readers yet, but I am working on it… oh… who am I kidding? My daughter Jessica is working on it. I am a computer moron.
But Christmas is coming up, so if you know any kids… hint hint…
Also, I would like to thank my buddy over at http://addercatter.wordpress.com/ for trying to help me set up the links… I somehow managed to stumble onto the answers I need while she was trying to help me… but she did try to help me… so I am one grateful computer moron…
Pouring My Art Out 
Yep – it works for me too. I’m broke and will have to wait for the e-book!
46 ages doesn’t sound as short as my colouring book! Ha – I wrote “ages” instead of “pages!”
I want to peek inside and see if the foreword is there…..
It isn’t…
Oh! Spoiler alert!!
The spoils of war!
Haharrrr! (*gives authentic pirate look*)
Close enough.
Close enough is good enough… for today.
Just today though.
Yep, can’t get too carried away!
No we can’t.
Have you seen my new painting?
Not yet…
Love to know what you think of it… I haven’t painted in ages.
That was awesome… I might put a character in my new novel called Anasera Trinonoff…
Why Trinonoff?
What about Trifonova…
Or Sergeyevna?
I just like the way it rolls off the tongue…
Is the ‘n’ on purpose or did you misspell Trifonoff?
😉
No, I change the names just a little for your protection.
Thank you for protecting me.
You’ve just added a little more to that uncle-y feeling…
better than carbunckely
eewwww!
yup
Perhaps Trinonoff’s father could be the German bone-screw inventor: http://www.trinon.com/index.php?id=23&L=0
No… you will be a Russian noblewoman who lives in London because your family pissed off the Czar.
Noblewoman sounds… noble… What did I do? Did they not like the parody caricature of the Czar that I painted on the palace wall? o.O
I haven’t decided yet… but you might have been noble in Russia… doesn’t mean squat in Britain unless you brought the family jewels.
Sewed them into my top. 😉
Oh… well they should be safe… ha!
Seemed to work well for Anastasia…
So they say.
so cool!
I know you are but what am I???
I did. It does. I think it’s great you daughter helps you out with the internet stuff. If I have a daughter you age some day, I hope she helps me with my time machine controls. 😀
And setting your VCR… or whatever they have then…
Haha I tried…
You did.
What’s a VCR?
Viral corecipricator residualizer…
Ok then.
You can’t fly a spaceship without one.
Good to know, thanks.
It will be on the test.
Do I need one?
Life is a test.
I’m so going to fail…
Use a cheat sheet.
I’m not a cheater! !!
Life doesn’t care… it want you to get an A…
What if I get a c?
Then you might have to take the class over… be a Buddhist… believe in reincarnation…
Well actually…
You are all set then.
Again religion prevails! Haha
That’s fine… as long as you don’t start wars with the other religions.
Buddhists have a fit if they accidentally step on an ant…
I think that is so cute… I feel that way too.
Awwww…
When they make me get rid of spiders, I just put them outside… unless they are those creepy big ones… then… whatever.
So you discriminate according to their scary factor?
One of them bit me on the lip… I did a post about it…
You probably scared it! Poor thing…
He was swimming in my tea…
Poor thing. He was just having some fun… Teaswimming is very relaxing…
Never drink cold tea from the night before…
Ooh… I bet you woke up quickly!
uh… yeah I did.
Great… now I’m all paranoid about drinking anything without first inspecting…
ha
How the hell did you figure it out?! lol
The funny thing is I deleted the old sci fi book link when I opened the old widget by mistake… and had to redo that one… It was all about I was copying the wrong url thing and it’s a long story…
ahaha! sounds like a blog post
Yeah… it does…
It works!
Yay… and you didn’t have to help… yet…
proud of you!
I sort of am too… I had help, but her comments were all going to spam… I thought she gave up on me.
ha glad you found them
I check it a lot…
smart
yup