*I before we… except after me…
*One hand clapping, my ass… what is the sound of one eye crying?
*Gay equality! Yay! But we had to cram it down their throats… uh… so to speak…
*Today I am taking a shower… there will be a 100% chance of showers…
*Make: assumptions, time, guesses, room, way, amends, peace, mischief and love… but the best thing to make is sense.
*Dogs and babies love me… have I mentioned that?
*Life is like a box of chocolates… somebody ate all the good ones…
*It never hurts to butter people up… but don’t use margarine, you cheap bastard…
*I put my pants on one leg at a time… awww… who am I kidding… I never wear pants…
*”You will eat green eggs and ham, or taste my steel.” Samurai I Am.
*I hear the moon has a dark side…
*I like big mutts, and I cannot lie…
*If I wanted any lip from you, I would scrape it off my zipper… (sorry)…
*Man… I hate people… oh, wait… not you… I love you…
*You know I would do anything to make you happy, right? What? Umm… well… almost anything…
*I love you this much… oh… you can’t see my hands, can you?
*Getting frisky: awesome… Getting frisked: not so much…
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I am making a bucket list:
1. Buy a bucket.
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From the TMI News Network!
I have this rash…
Details at 11:00
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Pouring My Art Out 
PMAO you crack me up and I’m not even an egg.
Wish you had put in a link to the Samuri I am post.
That is what that search thing is for…
Someone has already eaten all the best chocolates – so true, so true!
I blame Dick Cheney…
“Samurai I am” is the pearl you cast before we swine. May I borrow this. Also looking forward to GMO art (please, please)!
Wait… I forgot what GMO is… and did you see the post I did way back that had the picture of Samurai I Am???
Yes. Loved it! Genetically Modified Organism.
Wait… you made some suggestion didn’t you… I am starting to forget stuff? You want me to do something funny with a vegetable???
Are you quite okay?
Why wouldn’t I be???