You have found what you are looking for. There is no need to keep searching endlessly through the reader topic pages of WordPress any longer. Because your search is over. You have found what you are looking for.
How presumptuous of me to presume that I know what you are looking for, I can hear you thinking to yourself… yes, my hearing is that good… But let me take a wild guess as to what you were hoping to find here, and let’s see if I am right.
You want to find a blog to follow that makes you laugh. You want to see different things all the time. You want to be surprised every time the reader tells you there is a new post from this person. You want to actually find yourself wondering during the day what this person is going to come up with next.
You like music and art and poetry and stories, but that isn’t enough for you. You want funny pictures and cutting commentary. You want to feel like you relate to most of it, but you don’t want it to be too sticky sweet. You don’t want to be written down to or condescended at.
You want this blog to make fun of things and people, but not in a mean-spirited way… unless it is Dick Cheney and then the gloves can come off…
You want to be amused, but not in an overly simplified way. You still want to think. You want to be challenged. You want to see things in new ways and from new perspectives. You want to feel listened to, and have your comments responded to. You want to feel as if you make a contribution and your suggestions are taken seriously.
You want to join in crazy comment dialogues that sometimes exceed 1,000 comments and feel like you are part of a community, a family. You want to meet new people who are bright and talented and interesting.
You want to feel like you belong.
Well, I have all that. I know that makes me sound conceited. But if I wasn’t sure that I could deliver on my promise, would I be making this public declaration? So come on over. Give it a try. What do you have to lose?
Instead of spending hours scrolling down the random reader topic pages, you could spend hours scrolling down my random blog posts. I promise you that if you do, you will find things that make you laugh, make you think, make you wonder what the heck is wrong with this pouringmyartout guy. You would already be home instead of wandering in the wilderness looking for a place to stay.
I hope to see you soon.
Pouring My Art Out 
So what do I need my own blog for? Everything I am looking for is here, and I just need to make a little money on the side. 🙂
What kind of money do they use in New Zealand? Pounds with pictures of Hobbits???
Haha.. dollars with famous kiwis…
Ummm… I can’t think of any… sorry… that is how bad Americans are at global thinking.
Mostly Edmund Hillary…
The Queen is lurking about on the other side too.
And there are birds and flowers…
And in the watermark there is Cap’n James Cook.
Oh yeah, the guy who climbed that hill because it was there… and the guy who invented cooking.
ha! Cook sailed a boat to New Zealand. 🙂
Well then he can’t really be a famous person FROM there, can he?
Oops, slip of the tongue!
Did he invent slippery tongues too???
No, no, I think the French invented those.
You gotta love the French!!!
What’s on your American bank notes?
Weird symbols from the Freemasons and presidents… and maybe Benjamin Franklin…
HA!
HA! indeed.
You are all this and so much more.
It isn’t easy, let me tell you.
I stopped a long time ago!
Well you are doing it today… but in the right place.
I think you forgot to mention the alarming and ever-present charm and humour of yours truly. I want credit! Throw me a bone! Throw me a pizza! Anything!
You want me to single you out from all the other followers? Wow… I thought I was self-centered… HA!!!
I want buckets of admiration and loads of money. But not in that order. I want the money first. As for the other followers… they can suck it. Also, I am just kidding. About everything, life, the world, the universe, all of it.
And you should be getting all those things… on your own blog… and then sharing them with me…
My blog is a wasteland of random followers looking for reciprocity, my friend. It is not the place where fame or fortunes are made. This is why I come to your blog. Also, there’s always the off-chance of full-frontal nudity.
And on that note, I’m going to wander off and do something gratuitously destructive.
And that is why I don’t ever get naked here…
Yup. I think you bare yourself enough as it is.
It is nudity of the mind!
The most perverted kind of all!
Especially the way I do it.
It’s like you’re my mirror, my mirror staring back at me, I couldn’t get any bigger, with anyone else stand beside of me… woh ho!
Think of it as a fun house mirror.
You’re my Justin Timberlake, you know.
That makes me vaguely uncomfortable.
Cry me a river.
It will be quicker if I use some other bodily fluids…
It’s a song yo!
So, yo?
I’ve read worse blogs than this one.
Okay that’s just… kind of cynical.
Man, I sure hope so…
No way… I was just bluffing…
That’s a convincing argument, I’ll follow you!
I know that this is for the people who have not yet discovered the wonder that is me…
There’s two types of people in this world, those who are wandering through life in blinkers unawares of your blog. And the rest of us
I feel so sorry for the lost people…
I actually want a blog that can clean my house – 🙂
Mine will probably make your house more messy… sorry…
Shite – my own blog does that by virtue of me paying attention to it instead of my house.
I should be cleaning right now… there is a Girl Scout meeting here tomorrow night…
You’re a Girl Scout? Weird. 🙂
I was a Cub Scout, Boy Scout, Sea Scout, and in the Navy. My daughters are… or were… both Girl Scouts.
Wandering is so tiring….and dangerous…who knows where/what you might click into…better here…the devil you know….
That’s what I say.
“Because the search is over.”
Why do I feel an urge to listen to Survivor now?
You have survived here just fine…
Nice article! Caught my eye fo sho, please check out my article; http://valentineuk.wordpress.com/2013/07/18/blogging-where-the-hell-do-i-start/#more-93 which will hopefully make you laugh!
Oh, and no one likes Dick Cheney!
Good post… and no… nobody likes that guy…
Nono, this blog is the first place I looked.
Everyone knows I’ won’t find what I’m looking for until I get to the last place I look.
Except Bono. He doesn’t know that at all.
So I should shoot for being last?
Sheesh, you crazy gun happy Californians!
We like our premature discharges… so to speak… but hey, I don’t even own a gun…
How about you offer true friendship? 🙂
I try to do that.
You do, do that!
I doodoo that… ha!
exactly!
precisely