I have learned that writing a porno script must be a little like making an actual porno movie. I can get thousands of you to watch… but not many of you are willing to strip naked and star in it.
I still think it is a funny idea. And it is still down there if you decide you want to take part. It is off to a weird start, as you might expect. Because I wrote the first introductory scene. I will still add any new material you put in the comments. But I guess we can move on to other things.
Pouring My Art Out 
I’ll star in it, if you can get Valerie Bertinelli.
There is something about here, isn’t there?
oooooooo boy, is there, and how.
Thanks.
whoops… I meant ‘about HER’…
umm… yeah. 😀
HA!
Although there is something about ‘here’ too… ha!
you are so “art”…i have been watching…but not willing to participate, I guess the thoughts in my mind are shaming me, lol!
Well we learned something from that, right?
I guess we’re shy.
I am coming to terms with that.
I like the idea and more than willing to help in the oh-so limited time that I have, but I checked the thread on that last post and it sounded like you wanted to turn it into more of a humorous romp rather than a porno. I call shenanigans. Which is it, oh fearless leader?
I think the world has enough ‘serious’ porno… I just thought it would be a fun writing idea.
It may be one of those things that must be spontaneous to work.
I tried to sneak up on people…
Remind me not to start my international art theft career with you as an accomplice.
I would make an awesome minion for an international art thief, I will have you know! Hrumph!
Okay, I’ll put your application at the top of the pile.
I am so excited… stealing art might be more fun and profitable than making it!