Just more stuff my brain thought of… because it could…
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*If loving me is wrong, I don’t want to be right…
*Earth… a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to liv… oh… wait…
*If politicians aren’t going to listen to us… let’s stop paying them…
*Politicians should not be allowed to run for public office…
*You only get one chance at life… oh… you’re a Buddhist? Never mind…
*Ever notice that if you call someone ‘bananas’ or ‘ape shit’, it is the exact same thing?
*Don’t be a jerk today… put that on your to-do list…
*Those who do poorly in History class are doomed to repeat it… HA!
*If you retweet this, another angel gets to buy a gun without a background check…
*They just found weapons of mass destruction… in Dick Cheney’s bedroom…
*I’m too sexy for my chair, too sexy for my chair… too sexy…
*Why don’t we stop blowing people up to make a point… it doesn’t make a point… it just makes you an asshole…
*Yes, I have size 15 feet, and you know what they say about that… that I have really big feet..
*I wish I had spurs that jingle jangle jingle… but I don’t…
*Mind over matter will make the Pooh unfatter… fiber also works… just sayin’…
*If you can’t think of anything nice to say about someone… Twitter is the perfect place for you…
*Earth day??? I will have to visit this Earth of which you speak…
*I am going to mess you up… in Photoshop…
*Oh, I got your clever tweets hangin’…
*Blogging, tweeting, Facebook… I must be good… my ass hurts…
*I spent all day slaving over a hot keyboard, and you frakin’ unfollow me?
*Jesus had an unfollower too… and people hate that guy… don’t be that guy…
*So… do you come here often?
*I like big bats and I cannot lie…
*I like big boats and I cannot lie…
*I like big bets and I cannot lie…
*I like big bots and I cannot lie…
*I like big boots and I cannot lie…
*I like big buts and I cannot lie…
Pouring My Art Out 
you make me smile… I think I have a cyber-crush on you…
No no no… read my about page… I specifically admonish all of you not to fall for my shenanigans… my charm, wit, humor, good looks, kind eyes or poetic soul… On the other hand, that is really nice to hear…
Do NOT get a crush on Art – his head is too big already! 🙂
You always have my back… sort of…
Someone has to do it!
Right…
Your frequent use of elipses makes me quiver with excitement…
They do look a little phallic sticking off the end of all my sentences that way… just saying…
I shall never look at them the same ever, ever again.
So many jokes I could make at this point…
Don’t be that guy!
Well, you know what the say, ’tis better to have been followed and unfollowed then to have never been followed at all.
Or … something like that.
I think Jesus said that… or maybe Churchill…
I thought it was Bono?
Sonny Bono???
I will second this motion: *If politicians aren’t going to listen to us… let’s stop paying them…
We still have to pass it in the Senate…
And unless they agree with us, they won’t get paid!
Oh… right…
I love these
Thank you, little bird.