What’re you looking at?

Yeah, you. Just keep scrolling. There’s nothing for you to see here. You aren’t ready for my blog yet. Go find a nice, safe blog… you know… one with lots of pictures of cats doing cute stuff.

No… wait… please come back… I was just kidding… I was trying to shock you into coming over for a visit… it was a shameless ploy to manipulate you… and I’m very sorry… but it’s just because you are so damn good-looking…

Okay, seriously, I wont do that anymore. I know, it’s irritating. But sometimes it works… you know… on really shallow people… not on someone as clever and wise and worldly and witty as you.

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58 Responses to What’re you looking at?

  1. boy, that’s a good way to attract someone’s attenti…… hey !!!!! 😀

  2. 1jaded1's avatar 1jaded1 says:

    Hee. I always answered that question with “I don’t know”…

  3. bats0711's avatar bats0711 says:

    Did you just call me shallow?

  4. The Cutter's avatar The Cutter says:

    So where can I find those pictures of cats of which you speak?

  5. blankwritingblog's avatar grovewithin says:

    Call me shallow…hahaha…:P good one!

  6. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    This sounds like a Maxwell Smart kind of trap – blown up in his own face!

  7. Jeanette's avatar NotAPunkRocker says:

    I’m not sure… should I stay or should I go?

  8. lyndzeerae27's avatar lyndzeerae27 says:

    You are just so strange sometimes…And yet I just keep coming back for more.

    It continues to baffle me as to why I continue on with your shenanigans! It is almost as if I’m addicted to this darn blog of yours! And here you are trying to get others on the bandwagon of this hilariously addicting blog of yours!

    I feel like I should just start thinking of you as the WordPress Blog Pusher. 😉

  9. Someone said there were pictures over here. Oh. I get it. Polar bear in a snow storm. Very clever

  10. AND,,,,I fell for it,,,,damn it!

  11. Zoe's avatar Zoe says:

    I’m leaving I don’t like that! lol 😉

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