I figured as long as I was boring you with pictures of my trip to my mom’s house in the Bay Area, I might as well mix it up a little. I am going to use my mad Photoshop skillz to magically remove telephone wires from some photographs. Because I can.
Here is a picture taken from the deck of my mother’s house…
It’s a nice picture of a sunset. Awesome colors. Now watch in amazement, mortals!
Don’t pretend you aren’t impressed. Want to see it again?
Stupid wires! They mess up more photographs than red-eye flash!
Take that…
Babam! How does he do that??? Oh… right… I already told you how I do it. And that is why I am not a professional magician. One more time. Before…
And after…
Oh sure, I hear you saying, anybody can do that. HA! You did not say that. Only one in a hundred of you have any idea how I did that! And not just in clear, open sky, but right in there in the leaves and branches of the trees too. Go on, I dare you. Click on the picture and then zoom in on it!… Wait, you can do that, can’t you?
So now you are wondering if it works in other weather conditions as well. Heck yes it does…
Fog and even a light drizzle are nothing to me! You know I eat fog for breakfast. You have to, if you grew up in the Bay Area. Take that…
Okay, one more, just to prove this isn’t some kind of trick… except of course it is… but you know what I mean…
Trees and fog… in a close up… can he do it… Drum roll, please…
Reality is for suckers.
Pouring My Art Out 
You’re getting pretty good at that! Makes for much nicer pics! When are they going to bury those wires?
When the chipmunks stop eating them?
Yes very interesting, but perhaps next time after having
removed the lines you could consider adding some semi
clad, or even some naked nymph’s as a crowd pleaser 🙂
Well I only said…
Andro
uh… family show…
I fall at your feet in awe!! How did you do that?
Oh don’t do that. Anybody can learn how to do that on any photo manipulation program. I am a computer moron. But I do have Photoshop and free time.
Best add a peg on the nose
first or anything could happen 😦
Careful…
wow you’re so magical…
In some ways…
…is there an App for that?
I guess any photo manipulation program would work.
Software has come a long way since I was a kid.
They didn’t have software when I was a kid… so shut up…
Hahaha…
sigh
Oh, Great One! We stand in awe.
As well you might, small hedge mammal! Ha. Just kidding.
It’s Friday…not standing on ceremony….drinks for everyone, Great One…you’re buying right? (I mean you have had quite a week)
I got people coming over for a bar-b-que… so drop on by.
We might play some Settlers of Katan.
I have all my party tikis set up in the backyard.
Nothings says party like Tiki torches
No… hand carved tikis. No fire. It makes them angry.