And you didn’t even know I was gone. Because I never tell you when I leave. Because you might break into my house and steal my tikis. Or a free copy of my book. I mean, not all of you. I trust most of you. But that guy… look at those shifty eyes.
I have been at my mom’s house in the Bay Area for more than a week. That is why there have been no funny Photoshop pictures for a while. Also it explains why my spelling in the comments was better. Because for some reason on my mom’s Mac, bad spelling is underlined with red in the comment boxes. So I used bigger words. Did you think I got smarter?
I have some great photos, and some stories of my trip. And… wait for it… I saw WILLIE! So I have pictures of him. But you have to wait until the end of all the other pictures and stories. Because that way, I know you will keep coming back. Because Willie is awesome.
Pouring My Art Out 
Willie is awesome! Hope you said hello to mom for all us siblings out here!
Of course I did!
Welcome Back!
Thanks.
What’s the address? I like anything that’s free… You don’t have eyes behind the glass…
You will get a formal invitation in the mail.
I do not have shifty eyes…
Do I really have shifty eyes?
The fact that you assumed I meant you really sort of says it all, doesn’t it?
Note to self: wear sunglasses 24/7.
Now you are talking.
And I’m hooked…of course, that was your plan all along.
I never plan anything. That’s what is so amazing.
I noticed that you were getting smarter by the hour so I had to keep a low profile just in case you started getting too big for your britches 🙂 lmao Glad you are back PMAO, though as nobody really guessed you were away apart from the odd genius I suppose it’s just business as usual but without the MAC 😦 Have a fun evening my friend 🙂
Andro
Thanks. You too.
I don’t think you could get any smarter…and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Either way you mean it is is true… so…
I think you got smarter.
Maybe I really did.
If you say you did, it proves that you must have.
I am that honest.
Honestly.
Would I lie to you?
I love listening to honesty when I know what the lies are.
I was lying when I said I never lie.
I know.
oh….
uh oh!
That was the big secret.
yep