Where are you going in such a hurry? Everybody is in such a rush these days. Come on in, have a seat. Make yourself comfortable. Tell me about yourself. Can I get you a refreshing beverage?
So I haven’t seen you around here before. Are you new in town? What do you do over on your blog?
What, this old thing? Oh, it’s just a little humor blog. Well, I do art and music and… stuff. I basically just do any silly thing that pops into my head. A lot of Photoshop pictures. I wrote a book.
I am so glad you like the way it looks. I switched my theme a couple of months ago. Yeah, I know, the giant sunglasses are a little much, but I tend to be somewhat self-absorbed. Can I get you anything else? A cookie maybe?
Hey, I understand. You have stuff to do. It was very nice meeting you. Please drop by anytime. Poke around if you want. I always leave the door open. Okay. See you later.
Pouring My Art Out 
This is a trick, isn’t it? You’re going to pop out of a cake or something to scare us all? You’re never this considerate PMAO!
You are getting very suspicious… maybe even paranoid… hey… what’s that behind you?
i’ll have a drink and a cookie
Somebody ate all the cookies. I will make more tomorrow.
pft
Most likely non of those!…
You just never know.
A thought, wondering if you have far to much time on your hands, feet or toes?
Sort of. I more make time when I can.
Gee, PMAO, you’re being awfully considerate and friendly today…
*backs away slowly*
I just use it to lure new victims… uh… I mean followers… in… then I bash them over the head and drop them in the cellar and make them put on lotion. See, nothing to worry about.
it is worrisome isn’t it?! try and get the cookie and drink before you run!
I am just on my best behavior for a while. Don’t panic.
well then can i have that cookie and drink?
I made a special batch just for you. Extra nuts… ha!
pft i hate nuts!
I told you they were white chocolate and macadamia nuts. But since they are cyber cookies, just pretend you aren’t eating the nuts… oh… and that was joke anyway… because you are sort of nuts.
i got the joke, i just wasn’t going to give you the satisfaction!! oh and i’m not big on chocolate either 😉 did i mention i’m a picky eater?
I think maybe you did.
Cookies? I like cookies. I’ve given up sweets but I remember cookies… .
My cyber cookies are completely non fattening… and they make your teeth twenty percent whiter!
Yay! Look at me- a skinny woman with gleaming white teeth and a new addiction to cyber cookies!
You can eat as many as you want.
That’s all I’m going to eat, cyber cookies and nuthin’ else. Pretty soon I’ll be bones and big ol’ shiny white teeth!
You will be like the Cheshire cat.
A Royal Cheshire, very good!
Just a big, floating smile.
I like the shades.
I also like Golden Double-Stuff Oreos.
I’ll be back after you go shopping…..
What kind of cheap operation do you think I am running here??? I am baking fresh cookies. White chocolate and macadamia nut,to be precise. And there is some fresh cheddar cheese beer bread on the oven.
Scrap the Oreos….I’ll have what you’re having…
I have to keep certain standards.
I should probably invest in some big sunglasses to cover up my freaky eye roll.
No… that look works for you… very mysterious.