I am going to visit all of your blogs randomly, steal pictures, and do stuff to them in Photoshop. Then I am going to post them on my blog. I may or may not do a link back to you, so you better let me know what you think of this idea… soon…
And you better check my blog often, or you might just end up sitting here with 12 eyes, or a really big head, or with your head on a pig, or dressed up as a clown or a pirate. Maybe you will be a fruit or a vegetable, or an alien or a statue. You might end up as planet, or a bikini model. Maybe you will be French kissing Dick Cheney or playing Twister with Adolph Hitler. You might have grown a very nice mustache or maybe you turned bright purple. Perhaps you will have crab legs or tentacles. Or maybe there will be fifteen of you fighting each other.
I don’t know what will happen to you until I see which picture I can steal.
But I suggest that you pay very close attention for the next few days.
If you really don’t want to play this game, you better let me know right now…
You have been warned.
Pouring My Art Out 
Lol – they are hilarious! Do me! Do me! You can have my Twitter pic or my Indy Jones blog pic. Also I need to buy your book. I went to purchase it in paperback but with shipping to Blighty, it will cost me 53 dollars! Since I intend to buy your entire series when they come out without having to mortgage my house and sell my (unborn) children of the future into slavery, I will buy it on Kindle this weekend – can’t wait to read it soon son!
Thanks for the support… and you are on the list. I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but you have a head that was made for Photoshopping!
Lol – now I am really excited! I will read and comment on the other ones and do a reblog back to my blog when you get to me. Happy to give you support, a hard copy would have been nice to have but I’m more likely to read it faster on Kindle, as I take it to work every day. I’ve been a slow reader until recently and I hope to change all that very soon!
If you like it do a review where you got it. If not, shut the heck up!
It will impossible not to like it – the very notion is inconceivable!
Keep that thought!
What thought? Sorry, who are you again? Just joshing – I know I’m going to love it! Well done for publishing it too, that is such a significant thing to do in your life, your family must be very proud of you. (And probably even more proud of the Photoshop mischief)
Some are, some aren’t. So hey, give me a little background. What area you live in and some random facts to give me ideas for the pictures. I like to tie things in with real life just a little. Give me some history.
History you say? OK then.
*sucks in deep breath*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx3-sxhewlo
I live in the UK about 40 miles from London in the South-East of Blighty. I’m 35, currently single (was married for three years, getting divorced from a distant wife in six months – in the nicest possible way, good riddance!), son of an amazing artist who is now sadly blind but still makes new art every day (hence my determined work ethic), multi-faceted writer (Scriptwriting, novel, Short Stories, Flash/Micro Fiction, Poetry, Song Lyrics, Slogans, Grocery Lists), wannabe musician (although I don’t currently play any instruments), love cats, dogs and any kinds of pets except snakes or spiders, romantic, a bit of a comedian, gamer (I’d love to write/create a videogame), foodie, fond of musicals, rock (Monster Magnet, Faith No More, Mike Patton) and most recently Dethklok from the TV series Metalocalypse. I also really enjoy the entire works of Terry Pratchett. I also adore films (I’m a huge fan of Jackie Chan films, comedies and cartoons).
Hopefully that is enough background for you to work with, happy to supply more info if required!
Alrighty then…???
But you did say you are from or living in the UK, right? Or at least you said something about Blighty when you said how much it would cost to mail the book there…?
Yes that is right sir, I am living in the UK and have done so my whole life. Also, it may interest you to know that I have Greek ancestry (my Grandmother was Greek), so feel free to splice me on to a few mythical Greek Gods, I won’t mind!
You waited too long to tell me that. But I put you in someone… on someone?… better than a god, so… get ready.
Sounds peachy, I can’t wait!
Go look… go go go go go go go
Funny as hell. I’ll be back.
I’ll be here… thank you, mysterious stranger!
oh will you just hurry up and look at this….LOL! http://comfortablynumb7.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/untitled-1-copy1.jpg
Okay… that was funny… and disturbing…
Should I put that over here on my blog… the very first preemptive strike?
Ha ha maybe – the balls in your court 🙂
I don’t want to steal it unless you say I can… even though it is me…
Lol of course you can steal it silly
I just did. But I linked back to you.
Ps you have seen the accompanying post right?
I love the post. I am trying to send some business your way.
Ha ha thanks – not my intention, simply wanted to remind you that you’re not safe either 😉 but extra business is always welcomed 🙂
Cool… now where can I find a nice picture of you?
Ha ha I think there’s only one on here (gravatar/about me) which is my already heavily photoshopped so it would be a challenge… Do your worst… If you think you’re up to it 😉
I like a challenge.
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Have at it. Supposedly I have a sense of humor. That, and a lack of Photoshop expertise.
I think you need to be surrounded by something more interesting than flowers…
You can go wild on my avatar. It could use some facial features.
I was gonna say…
BTW, ordered your book today.
I love you, oh mysterious letter X.
It’s for George Bush’s library. But I’ll read it first.
You could read it out loud to him at bed time. Kill two birds with one stone.
oh my…
Precisely.
Cunning plan! Now I’m disappointed there are rarely any of me to abuse.
That is a funny sentence if you think about it. I guess I could do something with your thumb picture.
yikes!!!
Oh simmer down… he knows what I mean.
I’m looking forward to what you gonna come up with!
Okay, you are going to be a challenge.
I have grainy pictures on my Memoirs category, its very boring though. And there is a photo of me having dinner with the Queen on another post. No matter, I’ll sit this one out and enjoy everyone else being manipulated
Are you sure… wait… the Queen?
Yeah, we had chicken schnitzel and potato wedges.
Come on… let me steal your face… I will be kind… and funny…
No one’s ever asked to steal my face before, my cherry maybe.
I don’t think I even have a proper picture anywhere, I always run a mile when people pull a camera out.
I used to use some on dating sites but I was naked most of the time.
I found a picture of my cat on my old Flickr profile: http://www.flickr.com/photos/59410252@N07/5440835801/in/photostream/
There’s lots of cats there, the others I fostered. But the tortoiseshell is the one I kept
I might just mess with your thumb. You know how it is with me. I never know where these things are going to end up.
Yeah, I don’t want to be in control of your actions
Not even for one glorious, drunken night???
You’d do well enough on your own
I’m sure I would… I think…
Go look… I did you. I hope you like it.
YAY!
Ha!!!
This will be so much FUN!
The madness has begun.
Snort. I dare you. XOXO – Bacon
Beware what you wish for.
I have a great pic of my dog up on my post today!
I may have to start there!
go for it!
Just wait.
what does that mean, the word “wait” is not in my vocabulary …
I can teach you what it means.
naa i don’t think it’s useful
All good things come to those who… something…
go after them…
Doesn’t always work.
what?
Anything
what were we talking about?
You were talking about it, not me.
what?
How should I know?
you just should!
I should but I don’t.
why not?
Because I forgot what we are talking about again.
well you’re supposed to remember these things cause i don’t…
We are doomed.
i’m thinking so…lol
I never doubted it.
did so
Okay, I did.
i know
Do you?
always
I doubt that.
Ha ha Im looking forward to it…though I think I only have one photo of me on my blog
Oh well, it will be fun to see what you do with us 🙂
I think that is exactly what the German people said to Adolph Hitler…
…i used to be blonde….
nope ignore that, i get it…i only saw the first line of my comment lol
Oh… good… because I wasn’t sure exactly what that meant.
Ha!
I feel very lucky to have very few pictures on my blog now…
although it could be entertaining of course
It is all fun and games till someone puts an eye out!
He could use your gravatar pic…lol
That’s what I said… no one is safe!
i noticed after i typed it…lol
Well you got that little bio pic…
Do your damndest Art, I’ll LMAO!
Oh… do not dare me…
Sounds like fun! I wish I had photoshop skillz.
It is so much better than real life.
Yes please! I think that’d be funny.
Well you say that now…