We learned that there are some really sick and twisted people out there searching the internet for some really bizarre stuff. And we learned that every one of you should do a post about rainbows, unicorns, poop, farts and barf because you will keep getting hits on that post every day for the rest of your life.
If you go to the trouble of reading all those search terms below, I guarantee that at least one will make you laugh. And it might just make you want to read more of my old blog posts to find out how those searches led those people to my blog.
Some of them might be a little misleading, so if you have any questions, just let me know.
Pouring My Art Out 
I’m thinking you’re getting a lot of adolescents with unicorns and farts. Unicorn poop is probably attractive to a lot of boys who want to ruin a glittery little girl’s day- “I found unicorn poop on the internet and it is so gross, unicorns are gross, girls who like unicorns are gross, you’re gross.” Miserable little brats I hope the unicorn poops in their baseball gloves.
I think there are just people of all ages who like unicorns and their magic… orafices… If an adolscent boy wanted to ruin a girl’s day, there is a lot of real dog poo out there.
I am teasing you.
You have sullied the name of immature male brats everywhere!
Yeah, what kind of sick and twisted people are searching for “barack obama” and “albert einstein”???
Or Betty Boop cleavage???
I just googled “Betty Boop” myself, but only because I had no idea who that is.
Well, I tied her in with a brilliant expose on morality and public nudity and breast feeding and people who arroused by cartoons.
If I do this…what you ask…read your search terms…will you send me money?
I am sensing a theme here.
Where?
You keep asking for money and I don’t have any.
I only asked the ONE time….you must be confusing me with someone else.
No, at least twice… I recognize the picture. Technically I guess you asked for your money back the first time.
I’m changing that picture.
Still want my money back.
Checks in the mail, right?
Undoubtedly.
Oh I have questions alright…lol
Good. I have no secrets.