I have just a few more quick rule changes to go over.
1. Stop naming your children goofy names just to show how clever you are. (I am looking at you, Hollywood, but I mean this for everybody… especially Frank Zappa)
2. Would it kill you to signal before you turn?
3. And if you are one of those people who wait till the last second and then merge your car into the line of cars already waiting to do something, just so you can be a few cars ahead, like the rest of us don’t even exist, I am going to take your car away and give you a tricycle.
Pouring My Art Out 
These are dictates as our Supreme Ruler, right?
You bet your sweet nibblets they are!
How about tailgating and road rage??
Bumpercars make it all go away.
perfect.
I try.
The name thing was over for me a long time ago, but I wasn’t really fed up until I saw an NFL player named Anferney — seriously, I don’t know anyone who isn’t tired of all this name bullshit!
That is why I am working for you.
AMEN!
From now on, that is… APERSON!
Or APEOPLE! I haven’t decided yet.
I’m going to merge with a line of cars without signaling on our way to the hospital to deliver little Shangri-La Psychiatrist Hotspur.
Then you will be forced to work at the DMV.
Department of Martha’s Vineyard? Awesome!
Okay, you can have it.
I’m so glad there are no rules in here about flipping the bird.
Maybe I’m not done yet.
Can’t wait.
It’s good for you.
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OKay okay I will let you keep your title for now…Just because I really enjoy your antics!
please don’t let him!
Quiet! The Grand Poobah has spoken!
we’re just laughing at the Poobah hat
In certain galaxies this is considered the peak of fashion.
ya well this is earth…
So human-centric of you.
yes
okay then
Sometimes my antics are more fun to watch than they are to do… sigh…
You should also prohibit people from doing all three of those things at the same time, as that’s truly truly irritating.
Duly noted.