But if you want, I will come to your house and read it out loud to you.
Heck, I will even act it out for you. With hand puppets.
All you need to do is order a copy of my book, pay for my airline tickets, stock up on food and have a comfy couch for me to sleep on. Oh, and I will sign your copy of the book also.
Just let me know.
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Pouring My Art Out 
You rang?! Of course I’ll do it!
Yours in perpetuity
Trenton Babbage
You just want to build a new house.
I really think this one’ll go places though!
What, you are building a castle this time?
Community centre for underprivileged children and abandoned goats.
That does seem like a good cause.
It’ll be called, ‘All Kids Deserve A Chance’
The Catholic church’s theme song? Ba dum dump.
Puppets freak me out or I would so be there!
I could dress up in costumes.
What a shame — I don’t have a couch. 8-(
A dog house?
I live in a very small apartment, but I’ve been told the bathtub is quite comfortable!
You will clean… or at least empty it first, right?
I’d like to say, “of course,” but maybe I’ll wait for th audio book — 😎
I am sort of tall for a tub.
Like I said, much as I’d like to meet you, perhaps I will wait. I am a confessed slob, and while I am doing better, I would fail close inspection. I am on pins and needles, waiting for Book Patch to come through with the printed copy.
Me too and me too. Thanks so much.
I live on a tour bus or I might take you up on that.
Well then you can just come by and pick me up, right?
Right, when do you arrive then – I could, at a pinch, collect you from the airport – so long as you fly in civilised hours, that is!
I never do anything in a civilized manner… hrumph!
I bloody know, been waiting at the airport for 28 hours now *grumble*
I was detained… turns out that I am on terrorist watch list for some reason.
I’m quite shocked you didn’t mention supplying beer. I would.
I can’t carry it on the plane… ha!
This is how all authors should do audio books. It might be difficult for the ones who have passed, though.
That is why they have psychics.