If you really did think about it, you would never use a public restroom again.
Why?
Well let me break it down for you.
You know that smell you smell when someone else took a big dump right before you walked into the bathroom? We all pretend that it is just a smell. How bad could it really be, right? The thing is… oh man, there is that thing again… that a smell isn’t just some magic odorous vapor. It is made up of millions of tiny microscopic particles. Particles that broke away from that bomb that somebody just dropped. Yeah, you heard me. You just walked into a cloud of little poo particles. They are swirling around you like a brown tornado, landing on your tongue and your eyes, getting sucked into your lungs. Poop. You’re soaking in it.
I know this is something that you don’t want to think about. That is why I am here, thinking about the stuff that nobody else wants to think about. I consider this to be such an important service that I am going to do more of these posts.
You’re welcome.
Pouring My Art Out 
Next you’ll be telling us you’re one of those crazies that run around with a little bottle of hand sanitizer in your pocket and use those sanitizing sheets they pass out at the front of the supermarket? Now that I think about it, you’ve probably constipated most of your readership!;-)
I am not even a particularly clean person. I mean I am not disgusting. I just like to freak people out now and then.
Eeeeewwwwwww!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Forget the poop air. I can make it even worse: did you ever think that, statistically, practically every water molecule had been part of some creature’s poop by now? No wonder some drinks taste like crap.
This is why we never really think too deeply about stuff I guess.
You should write erotica, you romantic devil
I might just ty that. But I may have to blame you for it… lol…
The same thing happens at home. And where is your toothbrush?
It just seems worse with strangers.
Poo in your mouth is better than poo on your face just because its yours?! Did you just say that…
I hope not.
I have thought about that. When you smell a fart your face has just been covered in a poop mask.
True enough.