I know the mutant making machine is dangerous alien technology, but I love playing with that thing. If I can put other animal’s heads on cows, what about if I put cow’s heads on other animals?
I am just saying that having this kind of power, it is sort of hard to resist playing around with the very laws of nature…
That would be a tough cow to milk.
I wonder what kind of teeth that cow would have?
I like the double horns on that one. You never know how these mutants are going to turn out.
Okay, I am not milking that one either.
Pouring My Art Out 
Please don’t de-face any more horses! They are much prettier with their own heads.
I know. I love hoses.
Garden hoses?
Dang stupid no spell checker in the ding dang comment boxes and me neing a gol darn lousy speller. But I do love hoses.
Rubber hoses?
Don’t get me started.
OK, the one in the water now has me afraid to go swimming! These are hysterical!
I do what I can… thanks.
I had to put this one on my FB page!
Alrighty then.