I know I started this whole thing off with the idea that cows are not ever scary… not even Hitler nazi cow…
But I have changed my mind. While looking for pictures to do funny things with, I stumbled upon the following pictures. I have not altered them in any way.
I had no idea…
I was living in blissful ignorance…
How do they even hold their heads up?
I am sure they are nice, gentle creatures…
I am sure they are just patiently waiting around for us to eat them…
But for crying out loud…
How did we ever domesticate these animals? I bet the horns were even bigger and the cows were even meaner back in the early days of ranching. They weren’t the soft-eyed milk cows we have today. It just kind of makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
Pouring My Art Out 
Some of those would go nicely on Ripley’s Believe It or Not!
Makes Texas Longhorns look like Bambi.
I had no idea the Air Force was mounting missile launchers on cows.
I have toyed with the idea of weaponized cows. But I don’t plan these things in advance. They just happen.
An entertaining accident to be sure.
That sort of sums up my life… sigh…
I wanna see the running of the cows–THESE cows!
From a safe distance.
One of those cows reminded me of Princess Leia. I hope they don’t decide to “poke” fun at the farmers. It wouldn’t be pretty!
I would hate to see a stampede of some of those.
No doubt!
Indeed!
These are cows?!
That’s what they tell me.