I have as much chance of being ‘freshly pressed’ as Dick Cheney has of being voted People Magazine’s ‘sexiest man alive’ or Shotgun Bird Hunter Magazine’s ‘best bird shooter of the decade’…
Hot coffee wakes you up… especially if you spill it in your lap…
It is a crazy world out there, but it is a pretty crazy world in here too…
I invented the wardrobe malfunction… and I have pictures to prove it…
I had six-pack abs when I was a kid… and I have pictures to prove it…
A blog that does lots of different weird stuff will attract lots of different weird people…
I have the best commenters in the whole wide world…
I really like you guys…
Elroyjones is a good and loyal friend… http://elroyjones.wordpress.com/
People are looking for weird stuff on the search engines…
I don’t really know exactly what a search engine is…
Typing ‘free porn’ or ‘big boobs’ into the tag box will not get you millions of views… but it isn’t going to hurt either…
If you randomly pick two or three months (down there at the bottom of this page… hint, hint)… from my old blog posts, and scroll swiftly through all the days in those months reading only the titles and just glancing at the pictures, I guarantee you will find something that makes you wonder what the hell is wrong with me…
Pouring My Art Out 
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you know what a search engine is…..you’re not fooling anyone
I know I have to put gasoline in my computer every few weeks.
and you call yourself a moron….
Hey… some other people call me a moron too.
they’re just mean
Doesn’t mean they don’t have a point.
hmmmmmmmmmm
Feel free to disagree… I won’t understand the big words anyway.
i disagree most maleficiently and vehemently
no you don’t
….i do a little bit
I just can’t accept that.
are your hips playing up again?
no
that is good; i just wanted to change the subject as i’d forgotten what i was suppossed to be agreeing/disagreeing with….
Me too… sigh…
“I have as much chance of being ‘freshly pressed’ as ” – this gives me an idea for my next blog post…
Glad to be of help.
Be more specific with your porn tagging. Something like “free porn Asian secretary gives her boss a raise” or something like that.
I will try that. A long tag would be funny anyway.
I tagged one of my posts with something pornographic and I actually looked it up. Among massive pictures in Google images of the pornographic statement I made are pictures from my blog. It amused only me.
I did that post about shaving while I was sitting on the toilet and tagged it ‘sitting on the toilet’… I was on top of that wordpress topic wall page for weeks.
I’m really amazed at certain things people search for through WordPress tags alone. The Internet in general sure, but WordPress tags seems silly.
Everything seems silly to me. Even me.
Yay for me and thank you! I love when nice things happen; especially today, when I am absolutely positive there is a conspiracy to ruin my life. I’m just so relieved to know you’re not in on it too.
Oh crap… I need to make a call… and maybe have you eliminated… sorry…
EXPLOSIVE-hahahahaha!
I never ever got an explosive all caps laugh before…