What I haz learned from my bloggingz… Part 3…

I have as much chance of being ‘freshly pressed’ as Dick Cheney has of being voted People Magazine’s ‘sexiest man alive’ or Shotgun Bird Hunter Magazine’s ‘best bird shooter of the decade’…

Hot coffee wakes you up… especially if you spill it in your lap…

It is a crazy world out there, but it is a pretty crazy world in here too…

I invented the wardrobe malfunction… and I have pictures to prove it…

I had six-pack abs when I was a kid… and I have pictures to prove it…

A blog that does lots of different weird stuff will attract lots of different weird people…

I have the best commenters in the whole wide world…

I really like you guys…

Elroyjones is a good and loyal friend… http://elroyjones.wordpress.com/

People are looking for weird stuff on the search engines…

I don’t really know exactly what a search engine is…

Typing ‘free porn’ or ‘big boobs’ into the tag box will not get you millions of views… but it isn’t going to hurt either…

If you randomly pick two or three months (down there at the bottom of this page… hint, hint)… from my old blog posts, and scroll swiftly through all the days in those months reading only the titles and just glancing at the pictures, I guarantee you will find something that makes you wonder what the hell is wrong with me…

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30 Responses to What I haz learned from my bloggingz… Part 3…

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  3. sacha1nch1 says:

    you know what a search engine is…..you’re not fooling anyone

  4. Margie says:

    “I have as much chance of being ‘freshly pressed’ as ” – this gives me an idea for my next blog post…

  5. Mooselicker says:

    Be more specific with your porn tagging. Something like “free porn Asian secretary gives her boss a raise” or something like that.

  6. elroyjones says:

    Yay for me and thank you! I love when nice things happen; especially today, when I am absolutely positive there is a conspiracy to ruin my life. I’m just so relieved to know you’re not in on it too.

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