Tag Archives: WPLongform

Let’s talk about monkeys…

As you know, I am just about ready to publish my first children’s book. There is a story about how this book came about. It is based on the answers given to me by kids when I tell them that … Continue reading

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Straight up name dropping…

Let’s talk about some famous people I have managed to run across in my rather weird life. I already mentioned the two Tweets I got from Eric Idle. I was also mentioned in a Tweet by Ricky Gervais. I told … Continue reading

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God save the Queen… Part 3

As I am typing this, BBC America is playing all day coverage of the Queen’s Jubilee, which is sort of awesome. I have sometimes found myself wishing that I could be the Queen for just one day, so that I … Continue reading

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If I were the king of the world…

I started a Facebook campaign recently, running for the position of Supreme Leader of all the Universes. And I won. There has been some suggestion that my victory was due mostly to low voter turnout. But if you do not … Continue reading

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We all have a little barbarian inside of us…

(Yes, that is indeed my face in there, even if it’s too small to tell). I mentioned, in an early post, that I have a slight fascination with Conan the barbarian. Give me a chance to explain why this is … Continue reading

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What A Way To Go…

I have spotted the weakness in my plan to take over the universe by having the most popular blog ever… OK, that isn’t my real plan. I really just want to show the world what a freak I am, being … Continue reading

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The Fat in the Cat in the Hat…

Here is another little poem I pulled from my magic drawers full of ‘schnitzel’… (I think, if Snoop Dog was to say ‘sh*t’ in that special language of his, that is how it would sound…[if he was German])… Anyway, here … Continue reading

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Shakespeare’s Repast… Poetry and Fine Dining…

I was hoping that the title would get your attention because there wont be any pretty pictures to go with this next part. So far I have done a pretty good job of clearing out my random Photoshop pics and … Continue reading

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Help, I need somebody

So of course I would like this blog to succeed. Hell, I want it to go viral like the Black Death did. I want it to get hit like Normandy got hit by the Allies. I want to be big, … Continue reading

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All About Me…

They say that people are either inclined towards the art or logic side of the brain… I took a study skills class when I went back to take some college classes a few years ago. I thought that this would … Continue reading

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