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Things that can go horribly wrong when you take photos… part 5…

No… there is nothing wrong with your camera, and you didn’t have your settings wrong. Sometimes, you just took an ugly picture because the subject your were photographing was ugly.

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Yeah… there is absolutely no historic parallel at all… sigh…

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I know, I said no more political posts, but this is breaking news…

This just into the newsroom! Satan has released the following statement; Thank you, dear Trump supporters. I, of course, endorsed little Donny years before he ever decided to run for public office, but I am moved by your loyalty, your … Continue reading

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Thank you, child-molesting priests, gay-hating ministers, greedy televangelists, and Trump-supporting fundamentalists … (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 7…

Thank you! Thank you for reminding me that being good and decent and moral has nothing to do with religion. Now, if we can just keep religion from having anything to do with politics…

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That’s what locker room talk sound like? No wonder I never go into those places… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 4…

Whatever kind of room you find yourself in, guys, if another guy comes up to you and starts talking like that, tell him to shut up… or words to that effect. In fact, if you want to punch him in … Continue reading

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Naked babies… and no, this isn’t a political post, I swore I was laying off those for a while… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 3…

Okay, I know, I said I wasn’t doing politics here until after the election, but I was stuck in a car, by myself, driving through through the darkness and heading past L A and beyond, and the thing is… (we … Continue reading

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Orangielocks And The Forebears… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 2…

Once upon a time there was a strange orange man with strange orange hair who was very concerned about other people and where their ancestors came from. He did not like people who had forebears who did not look and … Continue reading

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What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 1…

This morning, at 4:00, I left San Diego. Later, I watched the sun come up from the top of the range of mountains North of LA. Right now, I am at my mom’s house in the Bay Area… and we … Continue reading

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I’m done talking about that poop-flinging orange orangutan… until after the election, at least…

Trump famously said that he could shoot someone and not lose any votes. He is literally… and I literally hate using the word literally literally… at the point where this is now true. See, I figured out why that is. … Continue reading

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Saving Speaker Ryan: “I endorse him, but I don’t support him”. WTF?

Yeah, I had a crazy girlfriend once who treated me like that … it didn’t last…

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