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I know what you’re thinking…

No… seriously… literally… not just an expression… One of the crack squirrels that live in my head has developed the unnerving ability to read your minds. I do apologize for this breach of etiquette… no… I understand… you are absolutely … Continue reading

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The more I watch the news…

The more I see about the way things are going on this planet, the more I realize you all need me to be in charge. You should really start talking to the other people who live on this world and … Continue reading

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So, I did warn you right up front that I only started this blog so I could take over the world, right?

I mean, it is more than a little ironic, but I don’t want to be dishonest about the fact that this is basically a criminal organization bent on world domination… and now that I have the secret lair in the … Continue reading

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