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And speaking about rock carving and painting, and crack squirrels… and love…

I asked my wife if we could order pizza, and then asked her to tell the pizza people to put extra little tables… those things that keep the box lid off your cheese… in the box. And she didn’t even … Continue reading

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When superheroes let themselves go… part 1…

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The leaning tower of pizza…

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The party… the final chapter… in which I meet a flying dog and was accidentally a racist…

That’s me. I’m drunk. I am also waiting for a slice of pizza. It’s late at night, and the night still isn’t over. That’s Big Johnny, the person who was responsible for me being there… both at that pizza place … Continue reading

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I can’t wait until drones start delivering my food…

The future is finally here…

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Some stuff about the stuff you stuff into your face…

Did you know that the blue part of blue cheese is chemically almost identical to athletes foot fungus? And if you order a pizza with cheese and mushrooms, you are basically eating a mold and fungus sandwich. Just thought I … Continue reading

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