Tag Archives: philosophy

Yes, normal people get most of the real work done…

… but crazy, weird people have created most of the best inventions and art…

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I’ve been thinking a lot about bullies and haters lately…

And I just want to punch them in the face… because I hate them… which might be counterproductive…

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I’ve been thinking a lot about the global economy lately…

But I suck at math… and I don’t have much money even when things are going good… so… uh… yeah…

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I’ve been thinking a lot about the future lately…

I mean, not enough to do a whole post about it or anything… but… still…

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The Seashore… (or: Life’s A Beach)… a freeform poem…

The beach stretches endlessly away, encircling an island… Our journey, begun at birth, whether short or long, will return us to the spot where the journey began… Only the size of the island is in doubt… For some, it is … Continue reading

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What do you know… it turns out the pen really is mightier than the sword…

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Gettin’ all Christmassy… the final chapter… Christmas reversed…

How about if one year, we try being NICE to each other and visit each other and buy presents for each other, and wear festive colors, and sing silly songs, and decorate things and hang colored lights for 11 months, … Continue reading

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So, when the gas pump tells you to remove your bank card quickly…

Does that mean you are supposed to just stick it in and pull it out right away, or does it not matter how long you leave it in there, as long as, when you yank it out, you yank it … Continue reading

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Love your country, but don’t love it blindly… Don’t love anything blindly… I mean, unless you are actually blind, I guess…

I love this crazy country. I am as patriotic as the next guy… unless that guy is running for president, because those guys are, to hear them tell it, the most patriotic of us all… which makes it all the … Continue reading

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Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading

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