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So, I moved to Portland, Oregon recently, and today, I joined my first protest against tyranny, standing shoulder to shoulder with those on the front lines, right outside the ICE Headquarters Building! (Or); The diary of an entirely-unprepared and thoroughly-over-enthusiastic insurrectionist.

I was excited, and a little bit apprehensive, but I drove downtown, and approached this bastion of evil. This might have been the single most anticlimactic moment of my life. It was an intimidating building, but only if you looked … Continue reading

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Once upon a time, there was a king who had a face like a pumpkin, and a brain that was about as useful for thinking as the inside of that pumpkin that he so resembled. One day, his advisor entered the oh-so-tacky throne room. Making his way past the assemblage of lackeys, parasites and posterior smoochers, he addressed the king. “Sire, the peasants are revolting!” The king replied without thinking- (as he was prone to do), and said. “Oh, they aren’t that bad”.

That is a stupid old joke. I may have dressed it up a bit. But the thing is, (hey, thing) this here peasant is, in fact, revolting. I am joining the revolution. I am becoming an activist. I am slowly … Continue reading

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Sorry, but this is about as wintery as it gets around here…

Yeah, we had actual ice on our car windows not too long ago… welcome to winter, Southern California style!

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