Tag Archives: humor

This post has absolutely nothing to do with the butterfly post I did before it, just so you know…

But I saw this guy on the wall right by my mother-in-law’s front door. He is still there… hours later. I love praying mantises… (manti?)… I didn’t even know they lived in San Diego.

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Flickers… part 1…

Bear with me… I am trying an experiment. This may end up being a Photoshop tutorial… or a complete waste of time…

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I don’t know what that is… but I want one…

I was looking on Google for animal photos… for reasons that will soon become apparent… and I found this. I want one. It would be even better if it could fly…and breath oxygen… so he could ride around on my … Continue reading →

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My life is in boxes… part 2… (or): I got that empty feeling…

We are starting the home renovations after the weekend… hey… don’t judge us… nobody cleans under their couch… or behind it… I didn’t open the drapes or use a flash or turn on a light… because even our dog is … Continue reading →

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My life is in boxes… and I am going to miss my desk…

Well, it’s official… we are living in my mother-in-law’s condo for at least the next month… my wife, 17-year-old daughter, and I… while we have renovations done on our house. All our stuff is in boxes, either in a storage … Continue reading →

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Watch the minority whip, watch him yea/nay…

Oh yeah… bad American political pun tied in with a no longer popular pop tune… that has to be worth some bonus points…

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What makes a person be like Ann Coulter???

How does someone end up so full of hate and self righteousness, while still always being able to carry on with that annoying air of supreme certainty that allows no self-doubt to creep in? I guess there are lots of … Continue reading →

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Why yes, that is indeed a penis dangling over my head… and it’s worse than it sounds like it might be…

First of all, I want to say that I had so many ideas for a title for this post bouncing through my crack squirrel-infested cranium that the squirrels went nuts, gave up, and let me proceed on my own… Feel … Continue reading →

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This election feels like riding a giant cockroach through a toxic waste dump…

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Adaptive camouflage… the final chapter… (***NOTE*** This series, like all the rest on my blog, is much funnier if you read them in order… from bottom to top… I mean, technically speaking, I don’t know if you will think it is that funny, but I know you will miss the whole ‘taking over the world’ theme if you don’t read the words the way they were written… or if you don’t read them at all… although, when you get right down to it, you should read my whole blog from the bottom up… no… I don’t know why WordPress has to be read in reverse order… even the ancient peoples of the world didn’t make you read their scrolls or cuneiform or hieroglyphics from the bottom up… it makes no sense at all… but go ahead, read my whole blog… you don’t have to scroll all the way down, you can use one of the many handy button link things to get to the first post… go on… we will wait for you… it will all make perfect sense once you read it the right way)…

I still haven’t solved the flickering problem in my suit, but… wait… why do I need camouflage at all in this instance? I fit in perfectly here… except for the fact that these people are bent on stopping anyone from … Continue reading →

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