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I am now a security officer…

Posted on February 21, 2018 by pouringmyartout

I told you I was embarking on a new adventure. I have been undergoing training to become a security officer. I have been cleared by homeland security and the FBI. I know how to arrest people, frisk them, watch out … Continue reading →

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Wait, I have some ideas for making the summer Olympics more exciting too… part 2…

Posted on February 20, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Quadruple pairs synchronized diving. I know, we are going to need wider diving boards… but still… picture them revolving around the center point like a human pinwheel.

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Wait, I have some ideas for making the summer Olympics more exciting too…

Posted on February 20, 2018 by pouringmyartout

So far the response from the athletes has been very positive on our trial runs… except the comments from those who were mauled, of course… those weren’t really very positive at all… but you can’t please everyone. And the tigers … Continue reading →

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 4…

Posted on February 19, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Sure… why not… everybody loves the Zamboni… We just need to put it on the ice at the same time as the ice dancers.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 3…

Posted on February 19, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Polar bears… going for the gold… I’m not sure what the correct number of polar bears needed on the half-pipe snowboard course to make it more exciting is. We could start with five… and see how it goes.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 2…

Posted on February 18, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Because curling really needs to be a little more exciting… All we need are a bunch of fuses that burn for random lengths of time.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 1…

Posted on February 18, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Anybody can jump off a big ramp on skis going a hundred miles an hour… But what if they had to slalom around pits filled with burning gasoline afterwards? I would watch that.

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Let’s filter a possum… the final chapter…

Posted on February 17, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Okay, that is enough playing around with those possum pictures I took. It is time to get back to… uh… whatever it is that I do around here. It is hard to find funny things to say when there is … Continue reading →

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Let’s filter a possum… part 4…

Posted on February 15, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Okay, I swear, I am almost done with the possum filtering thing… But this time I used the most boring photo of that possum that I took. And yet, these still came out looking like works of art. It’s like … Continue reading →

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Let’s filter a possum… part 2…

Posted on February 14, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Oh yeah… fire possum… So, why am I filtering a possum? Well, I had those pictures of a possum eating the cat’s food at my mom’s house. And I have filters readily available. And I am all art-side-of-the-brain. And combing … Continue reading →

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