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I can’t really get to my computer much right now…

My wife is slammed at work… 16-hour days and stuff… and she is doing most of it from home… so whenever I go to my computer, that is pretty much what I see… I mean, obviously it looks much more … Continue reading

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Why yes, I am the guy who figured out that you can type insanely long titles for your post, and that, for some reason, WordPress will still show the entire thing on these topic walls where our posts go when we tag them as ‘humor’ or ‘social media’ or whatever, and that this is a sneaky way to get around the fact that the text of your actual post is cut off after the first few sentences, but so far, I have never tried to push the limits of this notion, and see exactly how far they would let me go in the title of a post without cutting it off, and I guess the crack squirrels that live in my head decided that today is as good a day as any on which to try to break the record for ‘longest title of a post on a WordPress blog’… you know, to go with our attempt to break the record for the ‘most comments on a WordPress blog post that isn’t run by a celebrity or a corporation’… which, if you didn’t know, we are already doing, and that post now has 44,330 comments on it… which might be a record, except that for some reason, that is the one stat that WordPress claims they don’t keep track of… but you should still come to my blog and leave a comment on that post anyway, just to become a part of history, or reply to old comments from other bloggers, because it is a fun place to meet people, and I have the best followers on the planet as I have said many times… so you can find that post by clicking the link over there… to the right—–> at the top of my sidebar… the blue words… yes, that’s it… and, oh, I just realized that this title is going to be really hard to proofread, and I remembered that the spell checker doesn’t work in the title bar… so… I guess I am going to have to start going back the beginning <— using my arrow keys, and just reading it all backwards as I go… and thanks for everyting, hope to see you again…

Why should I put words down here, when most of you are just surfing by anyway???

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You have been warned!!!

This blog is not for everybody! It contains thoughtful material, and requires you to use your mind. It contains humor, and requires you to laugh at things you never thought of laughing at. It contains satire and parody and sarcasm, … Continue reading

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What… you thought that just anybody could come in here and read my blog???

No way! You have to pass background checks, and intelligence tests… you need clearance, and 47 forms of ID… you need people to vouch for your character… investigators will visit your blog, and the blogs you follow, and delve into … Continue reading

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Vlad, I know you are a fan… but stop being such a dickski…

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A vision of the future…

Technically, this post belongs with the series of posts I am doing where I suggest that you all visit PhotoFunia.com and use their picture changing magic to add some artwork to your posts… Now, in fairness, I did have to … Continue reading

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This is totally true, by the way…

Yes, I am still trying to show you the incredible benefits of adding amusing art to your blog posts to attract visitors and stand out from the crowd… I just wanted to put this one up above my last post… making … Continue reading

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More tips to make your blog awesome… special ‘messing with Trump’ edition… part 2…

Oh come on… if that picture doesn’t make you want to try PhotoFunia.com for spicing up your blog posts, then nothing will. I didn’t spend hours in Photoshop doing that… like I do for lots of my posts… I uploaded … Continue reading

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More tips to make your blog awesome… special ‘messing with Trump’ edition… part 1…

So, in my continuing effort to try to convince you to use the photo editing magic of Lunapic.com and PhotoFunia.com… which is where I did this picture… I have decided to branch off, and stop using this series as just … Continue reading

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A blog with no followers is like a kick in the ball…

See, I did it again… instead of just adding this post to my series of posts where I am teaching you the value of visiting PhotoFunia.com and adding funny… and cool… pictures to your blogs, I did an example of … Continue reading

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