Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 11… Whistler’s Mother…

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I can see the family resemblance.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 10…

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I did that one because this was my original idea…

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When your daughter adds Snapchat filters while you think you are just taking goofy selfies with her…

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I sort of wish I really did look like that.

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Okay, I want those ears too.

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That is really what it feel like to be with Mollie.

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Uh…

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Well, there you go.

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Her ear placement is better than mine.

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Who needs filters?

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My Mollie!

 

 

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When your daughter sneaks your phone and uses it to take goofy selfies while you wander around behind her like an unaware buffoon with a head full of crack squirrels…

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 9…

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Sometimes, I feel just like that… but I have a head full of crack squirrels.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 8…

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I am pretty sure I figured out why that guy is screaming…

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Obviously, he was on a bad acid trip.

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Yup, that explains everything.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 7…

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See, now that is just funny. Obviously, he thinks so too.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 6…

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I never noticed until I was messing around with the painting, that the guy’s head is shaped like a light bulb. No wonder he is screaming.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 5…

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Now we are getting into the new stuff. No more reruns. Funny how a tongue can change the interpretation of this famous painting from a scream to… maybe “what is that horrible smell?” We could call it ‘The Stench’.

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I might be a ceramic-glazing idiot savant…

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I finally got to pick up the two bowls I made.

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Remember, my daughter gave me ceramic lessons as a substitute Christmas gift because the glass-blowing studio shut down.

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And then, after they were kiln fired, I went a little crazy on the glazing, not knowing how it would turn out.

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Well…

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They turned out freekin’ awesome!!!

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I took the first pictures in the shade, because look what happens in the sunlight!

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Whole new layers of colors appear.

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They might be a tad primitive, but I think of that as being a good thing. Ceramics let people carry and store and and cook and eat things they couldn’t before. It is one of our earliest, most useful inventions.

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China advanced that knowledge to some incredible levels, making porcelain you could see through.

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When I did the blacksmithing, I was working with fire and air and metals and minerals. Glass blowing felt the same way. Now, I was working with earth. I mean, these were basically mud when we started.

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To make the elements dance for you is amazing.

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You can’t just force air and water and fire and minerals and metals and earth to do things for you.

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You have to romance them into it.

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I honestly had no idea if these would be any good at all. But I am very happy. I might have to do it again, now that I know a little about how the glazes work together.

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So thanks, Jessica. Also, I might get out my digital microscope and take a really close look at my glazing genius!

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Jessica’s bowls came out very nice as well. Her mom did the glazing, because Jess is back in Mew York.

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