We are nearing the end of my big adventure on California’s Highway One… which, of course, since I am doing the story of my trip to the Bay Area backwards means we still have a long way to go… but let’s finish this part up with style… and large sea mammals…

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Oh yeah! I just happened to drive by a beach where the Elephant Seals were just gearing up for the mating season. So far, it is just the juvenile males who have no chance of… uh… getting a ‘date’ to the prom that are practicing their fighting skills. The big guys come in at the end and winner takes all…

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I finally got down out of the bigger mountains and the steep cliffs and into the more gently rolling hills as I got back into Southern California. That picture up there is blurry because I didn’t stop the car to take it.

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But then I had to stop and run across the highway when I noticed a blue tint to the farmland to the East.

a 1 a 4This huge meadow full of grazing cows is right across Highway One from the ocean. I can’t begin to describe how lovely this was.

a 1 a 5The colors… sort of a lavender/blue came from millions of these beautiful little flowers.

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The coast was flattening out, but the beaches still have that wild Northern California feel. Did you spot the lighthouse in that picture above? I tried to catch it when the light was turned towards me, but that is harder than it sounds.

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And then… BAM… just a few miles on, and I was at the elephant seal beach.

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All the females and kids were just resting while the bulls were being… you know… guys…

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There was a lot of snuggling going on.

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This beach was huge… and noisy… and kind of smelly… but as my mom always says; “Nature in the wild is seldom mild.”

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I just have time to post the funny Eric Idle picture for the day… before the power company shuts my power off for ten hours…

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Don’t get all bent out of shape… here is the original from a Monty Python skit…

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I just tweaked it a little bit.

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Because he is Eric Freakin’ Idle… that’s why…

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Oh, I almost forgot that I am still doing a pictrure a day for Mr. Eric Idle to thank him for his help… except when I was at my mom’s house… because she dosn’t have Photoshop…

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So is he rising from the water or splitting in half like an amoeba…?

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Some pictures of some birds…

On Easter, at my wife’s aunt and uncle’s house, I was playing around with the new camera and the zoom lens…

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That is a hummingbird at the very moment that it is taking flight.

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And there’s another one.

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One of the many woodpeckers.

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Who can make their own houses.

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A couple of finches.

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And a lone finch.

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More Eric Idleness…

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Uh… I think you now have to refer to me as; ‘his Lordship’, or at least address me as; ‘my Lord’…

I just had a birthday… the actual date isn’t important… (take that, identity thieves)… and Jessica, my older daughter, bought me land in Scotland. And the title of ‘Laird’ or ‘Lord’ in Scotland literally means; ‘landowner’ because only the nobility could own land. So buying land comes with a title. I am still waiting for the paperwork and my identification card to come, but as of now I can go to the DMV and have Lord Arthur Browne put on my license if I want to.

Here is my new family crest…

a 1 a 1 aGlencoe is the Scottish Highland province where my land and title reside. Granted, it is only one square foot of land, and it is tied to a wee bit of the highland that is held in a conservancy. But still, how many other Lords do you know?

The downside of all this birthday nonsense is that I am now, as my wife gleefully pointed out to me… and everybody we know on Facebook… old enough to get a senior discount in many restaurants… sigh…

As an adopted person, I always imagined that my parents were a royal prince from some small European country and a high-price Vegas hooker. Now I have the title so I can stop waiting for that phone call.

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And now, the larch… and today’s picture for Mr. Eric Idle… who now chats with me on Twitter…

I am not making this up. Not only is Mr. Eric Idle of ‘Monty Python’ fame still following me on Twitter, but we have actual chats. It is still sort of freaking me out. It is too awesome.

I now have, thanks to the lovely daughter of Terry Gilliam, (Terry Gilliam is also of ‘Monty Python’ fame), and official representative of Monty Python Picture Ltd., permission to use the dialog from a bunch of Monty Python skits in the third book of my action/humor science fiction series; The Otherwhere Chronicles… (available through links on my book page in the top bar of my blog right up there)… because of that alien that learned to speak English by watching old Python reruns. I can use the quotes for free, if I put the correct usage permission bit in the front of the book, unless or until I start selling more than a few hundred copies, and then I have to renegotiate and pay a small royalties fee… got it?

So anyway, I am still tweeting a funny picture of Mr. Eric Idle to Mr. Eric Idle everyday as a way of saying thanks for setting me up with all that, unless or until he tells me it is getting creepy… then he can renegotiate and tell me to stop… HA!

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So far he likes them, and has been retweeting them to his legions of fans, and I am becoming something of a minor Twitter sensation.

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Just to update you on my ongoing plan to tweet to famous people until they tweet me back just so my 20-something daughter thinks I’m cool we can now add Ron Howard to my list…

Oh, and Eric Idle is still following me, and seems to be enjoying all the silly pictures I have been sending him because he keeps retweeting them and they are being retweeted and favorite all over the freekin’ place.

 

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And more random Idleness…

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