Category Archives: Poems

My friend, Ed…

My friend Ed Hotspur seems a little down in the dumps. I am in the process of going through all of my old posts to tag them as categories for my word-cloud thing in the sidebar to make it easier … Continue reading

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A poem… about my blog…

Family gathered for Christmas, a brightly burning log I try to get in the spirit of things but I’m thinking about my blog The kid’s have opened their presents, there’s booze in  my eggnog I sit an smile and nod … Continue reading

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I might offend some of you today… Part 3…

Here is another little poem I wrote based on biblical references. I was actually asked to teach the bible study class at my wife’s church for a while. I guess they wanted an outsider’s opinion, and they knew I would … Continue reading

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I might offend some of you today… Part 2…

Okay… this one will offend not only the overly religious amongst you, but the hardcore fans of the Beatles as well. There really is a part in the Bible where a guy named David, a future king, is trying to marry … Continue reading

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I might offend some of you today…

And I do apologize. But I am going to do a few posts today that will piss some people off.  If you are extremely religious and don’t have a sense of humor about it, do not read my next few … Continue reading

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Step back, I am reaching into my drawers again…

Oh, grow up. I am not getting ready to pull an Anthony Wiener out of my pants. I just mean I am once again going into my drawers full of stuff I scribbled down at one time or another to … Continue reading

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Yes… I know this is an old post…

And I may have reposted it at least once already. Because it is that good. Just read it and see if you can figure out what is happening before you get to the end. ——————————————– Dear Sirrah, Still no appetite … Continue reading

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A funny pirate poem…

NEW AGE PIRATES I’ve got a cool hat and some razor-sharp blades A tropical drink and some black Ray-Ban shades I’m off to be a pirate, and sail the seven seas With a recliner in my cabin for when I … Continue reading

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The Stream…

I wrote another poem with my friend Hastywords. I am not going to reblog it here… it is too steamy… But you can go check it out at: http://hastywords.wordpress.com/2013/09/16/the-stream/comment-page-1/#comment-14680

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Yeah, I can’t believe I am doing this either…

I know, I know. I plainly said, after my Doctor Seuss day got so out of hand, that it was going to be a long, long time before I did anything rhymey or poemy or even stuck two words that … Continue reading

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