Category Archives: Everything Else

Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 6…

Posted on January 13, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Another important way to avoid getting in trouble for your own heinous actions, now that you have decided to become a really horrible person, is the counterattack. As soon as someone mentions any of your horrendous deeds, threaten to sue … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 5…

Posted on January 13, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Here is another good trick for getting yourself out of hot water once you commit your life to being a really horrible person. Whenever someone asks you why you did one of the horrible things you did, immediately respond by … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 4…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

We are now getting to some of the more advanced tips on getting away with being a complete curmudgeon, scoundrel, cad and bounder… sorry for the harsh terminology. When you are confronted with accusations pertaining to your outlandish behavior, and … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 3…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Invariably, if you decide to become a really horrible person, people will catch on. And then, someone might just ask you about some of the horrible things that you did. Do not try lying, not yet. You are still an … Continue reading →

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Is that a moon rainbow?

Posted on January 11, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I guess it didn’t show up in the photo as well as I was hoping it would It was awesome in real life. It is a circular rainbow around the moon… except it isn’t raining here… and I suspect it … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 8…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Disguise yourself as a Trump supporter. I know, this is… unpalatable… but you don’t actually have to shoot anyone or anything, or yell racial or sexual slurs, or punch your wife or grab a stranger’s vagina. You just have to … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 7…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Fake your own death. I am sure this will be fairly complicated. I just come up with these brilliant ideas… I don’t pretend to be able to provide all the details. I can’t do everything. And we can’t all move … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 6…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

If you are not white and male, I strongly suggest you get some white makeup and a fake mustache. I know, I feel bad about this too, but, in case you haven’t noticed, the guy is a racist and a … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 5…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Okay, I may not have thought this one through. I was going to suggest that you bio-engineer a virus that will kick off a zombie apocalypse, on the theory that the survivors would end up living in a Trump-free world. … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 1…

Posted on January 6, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Hide under your bed for four years. What? Oh, well, of course I sleep in a bed like that. I am a Scottish Lord, remember.

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