Our intrepid whistle-blower has uncovered shocking new allegations that tRump and his urine-drinking, endangered-species-eating, teenage-girl-changing room-barging-into cult have purposely been starting the fires on the West Coast!

Their goal is to send heavily-armed forest cleanup crews into the wild lands of the ‘Democratic strongholds’ to remove forest ground clutter by force under the contingencies of martial law.

They then plan to hunt down Smokey the Bear and mount his head in the Oval Office.

Fight the power!