Arthur Browne is unequivocally the most healthy human being to ever have a blog. He has the constitution of a horse, the legs of a super model, giant hands and feet, a lovely singing voice, and eyes you could fall into. He weighs almost the same amount he weighed in high school, and is almost as tall now as he was then. He still has all his hair, plus some  extra hair growing on parts of his body that never had hair before. He is that virile.

If Mr. Browne would eat more fruits and vegetables, he could well live to be over 9,000 years old. He is a sexy man, and I would date him if he wasn’t my patient.  He… wait… what? Oh, he is also very humble. This is his… uh… my official medical record for Mr. Browne.

Doctor Arnold Brownestein.