Daily Archives: October 14, 2016

A rap remix of ‘Baby Got Back’… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 5…

I hate truck nuts and I can not lie Those danglin’ balls, they just ain’t fly When a Chevy goes by with a pair hangin’ there I say “stick it up your own tail pipe” Yeah, just get lost, that’s … Continue reading

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That’s what locker room talk sound like? No wonder I never go into those places… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 4…

Whatever kind of room you find yourself in, guys, if another guy comes up to you and starts talking like that, tell him to shut up… or words to that effect. In fact, if you want to punch him in … Continue reading

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Naked babies… and no, this isn’t a political post, I swore I was laying off those for a while… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 3…

Okay, I know, I said I wasn’t doing politics here until after the election, but I was stuck in a car, by myself, driving through through the darkness and heading past L A and beyond, and the thing is… (we … Continue reading

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Orangielocks And The Forebears… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 2…

Once upon a time there was a strange orange man with strange orange hair who was very concerned about other people and where their ancestors came from. He did not like people who had forebears who did not look and … Continue reading

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