Monthly Archives: November 2015

Dear religious and political fundamentalists… and I mean all of you…

Have you ever considered the actual definition of what fundamentalism really means? It means you haven’t given any deep thought to your religion or politics. It literally means that you are still stomping around in the shallow, wading end of … Continue reading

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to terrorist extremists… but here’s an idea…

Why don’t we try something new… you know… just for a change… and not blow people up… or shoot them… or behead them. As I understand it, your goal is to get people to follow your religion. I am not … Continue reading

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Hey, terrorists, have you ever considered the fact that terrorism just doesn’t work?

I was thinking about it, you know, like I do about stuff, and the thing is… and this is a pretty important thing, if you happen to be a terrorist… but terrorism is not only cruel and evil, it is also … Continue reading

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I have a crazy idea… don’t kill anybody today…

And I mean all of you. Terrorists, freedom fighters, militants, murderers, psychopaths, supremacists, anarchists, extremely angry, disgruntled people… I mean all of you. And that includes anybody who is thinking of killing themselves. Just don’t do it. Not today. If … Continue reading

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Look, if you have to hate somebody, hate Nazis… nobody cares if you hate Nazis… in fact, the only people who will think that you hating Nazis is a bad thing are Nazis…

Just a thought.

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I have something very important to tell you…

Okay… not really… I just wanted to see if anybody would actually scroll all the way down to the bottom… sorry!

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Totem pole dancing…

Admit it… nobody does self-absorbed, shameless humor better than I do…

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Let’s analyze some spam, shall we?

The spam folder in your comments section is an often overlooked source of humor. Here are some of my favorite spams from this week… along with a totally unnecessary but well thought-out reply from me. **************************** Spam: Your means of … Continue reading

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I like big buts, and I cannot lie…

Oh man… I crack me up…

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There’s a feeling I get, when I look to the West…

Of course, that might just be because I live in Southern California… And when I look to the West, there are beautiful, white sand beaches and palm trees and the freakin’ Pacific Ocean…

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