Big boobs and free porn… (but don’t get your hopes up)…

You may have noticed, if you notice that kind of thing at all, that I occasionally tag my posts with ‘big boobs’ and ‘free porn’ alongside my normal ‘humor’ and ‘art’ and tags like that.

The thing is… and you knew that any post I did with a title like that was going to have a ‘thing’ in it, didn’t you?… this is really a family friendly blog. I pride myself on that. If there is anything inappropriate… aside from the occasional post that humorously deals with haters or really weird stuff or thinking about subjects that kids shouldn’t have to think about… it usually comes from one of you, dear readers.

I use these tags for the following reasons;

1. I think it’s funny.

2. We all know that there are guys out there who do nothing but troll the internet looking for stuff about big boobs and free porn, so if I can lure them here for a few minutes and take their minds off that other stuff, hey, at least they will get a little rest… and I still get their visit added to my stat numbers, and I consider that a moral victory… a win/win, as it were. (Hint, you can do the same thing by tagging posts with the tag; ‘unicorn’… even if the post isn’t about unicorns at all, but it will still draw those people who love unicorns into your blog… and face it, people who spend all day typing ‘unicorns’… usually followed by the words; ‘poop’, ‘vomit’, ‘fart’ and/or ‘rainbow’, are, in their own way, as weird as those ‘free porn’ and ‘big boob’ guys… and, oh, I actually did a post about unicorns and rainbows long ago, and it is hilarious, with funny pictures, and you can search for it in my sidebar… but that would just be proving my point, wouldn’t it? But I do still get hits on that post more than a year later… from random searches… you should do one of those posts)…

Just thought I would clear that up… you know… in case you wondering… hey, stop judging me… the crack squirrels made me do it.

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12 Responses to Big boobs and free porn… (but don’t get your hopes up)…

  1. swo8's avatar swo8 says:

    What no pictures?
    Leslie

  2. Tina's avatar Tina says:

    When I post from my phone all the posts show up fiction. I’m not sure I would want to deal with frustrated boob hunters….

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