So as soon as you, my loyal minions, and I take over this planet… by the clever and diabolical use of this seemingly harmless humor blog… here are some words that I plan to bring back into common usage. Perfectly good words that have fallen to the wayside for no particular reason. We will revive them;
Hither
Thither
Wither… or… wait… is that whither?
Yon
Askance
Perchance
Mayhap
Forsooth
Verily
Ye
Thee
Thou
Varlet
Harlot
Knave
Scoundrel
Scalawag
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There are 2 whithers – 1) wither – part of a horse’s anatomy & 2) whither – meaning wherever (whither thou goest . . .)
I did know that… but I love horses, have read and seen Shakespeare… and am smarter than the average bear.
Whither are we going with this?
thither… and yon, obviously… and verily… forsooth.
lol
hey now
š You know I had too..and..here it is again..lol
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
yes
sigh
Some more words no longer in use: pager, abacus, please.
And “thank you, excuse me..”
ha… I just said the same thing… plus groovy…
Well that’s showing your age..Peace out!
I just told everybody I can get a senior discount in some places now…
So you’re old like Glazed?
sure… like that… only I’m better at it…. HA!
Aha
yup
I emailed you
I saw that… everything is fine… don’t worry…
Emailing you again then
saw it… I tried to answer… I must be missing something
Got it sent one back
ok
Sent you another. Ha
wheee… got it… whoops… typed too fast and almost sent; go tit instead of got it… HA!
ahaha! Got it
…ooo000ooo…
groovy, excuse me, thank you
Now I have to go expand my vocabulary! Always more enlightenment whenever I come in here.
next I am planning some enheavierment
Is it anything like cement or quikrete?
a little. I suppose…
I use scoundrel quite regularly! Also, I mis-read the first one as Hitler. I hope you succeed in your quest!
well now I am going to think of Hitler every time I say hither…
Yeah, me too… bugger.
bugger is another word we need to use more…
Oh, that’s one I use at every opportunity. My favourite, in fact. And it can’t be rude because my Nan says it all the time.
well… technically it can be rude… if you take into account the actual meaning of the word… HA!
Hopefully my Nan does not have the actual meaning in mind… Ha!
I hear that
But that word gets used all the time. Is there another word for the stuff your finger digs out of your nose?
Yeah. bOOger.
booger is the polite form of bugger
I think they involve different orifices, actually.
I’m sure they do…
But you forget, people are brown-nosers a lot of the time…
And ass kissers.
oh my
bugger the brown nose booger… ha
that is not… nevermind
Ha ha I still use some of those.
My respect for you grows in leaps and bounds!!!
Verily I must say tis fitting for your Lordship
That’s the spirit
YESSSS….
Verily…
Verily I say unto thee, art thou inscribing new scriptures?
I was thinking more Shakespearean with a hint of pirate thrown in…
Arrgh, to thee or not to thee.
that is the question
Shouldn’t you capitalize “Art” when talking to Art?
Thou art correct, in so far as Art is concerned, but wherefore art thou, Art?
Forsooth, ye speak verily. Varlet am I whence not I capitalize His name.
’tis naught but fraught with dastardly portent!
Askance that thee shall have to make the effort, you Scalawag
So… shooting for varlet status, are we?