I am so sorry about that… it is just wrong to leave that picture of Dick Cheney as a minion floating around in your imagination… so to wash the horror from your eyes and clean your mental palate, I give you… the sexiest minion ever…
Yes, it is indeed our friend, Hastywords, from over at; https://hastywords.wordpress.com/
…who is beautiful… both inside and out…
LOL I am surprised and laughing and you are the best
well… yeah…
Wow! she has such pretty eyes!….
Trent P. Trent P Trent P Trent P. I think I want and need Trent P.
he is on his way
Wait a minute… Hasty’s the sexiest minion? I and my toned, buff physique beg to differ. That’s it. Minion face off between Trent P and Hasty. Listen, you can’t go wrong with the Trent P. Once you have Trent P on the mind, Trent P is all you want or need. Trent P. Trent P Trent P Trent P. Phew. Glad I got that out of my system. Bring it on, Hasty. I am going to seriously out-rap you.
wait… you will get your 15 minutes of fame soon enough.. and it will explain why you didn’t win sexiest minion two years in a row
I’m going to play some country music and get drunk now…
might as well… wait… which country???
I’m downing me scaaahtch…
that sounds… like… something drinkable???
Oh yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh…
stirring the pot
Hmmmm I think you are bluffing….
you know he is
Yea…the rumor is he is scared of me
we all are… a little… ha!
I might look like a sweet minion but I have a reputation
you do indeed
All right, we need a minion dance-off pronto.
yeah we do
Much better, thank you
yup