Since I was already recycling old Christmas posts, and I did some about elves, I have one more old post to share…
It was called:
Breaking news…
The rumors floating around Hollywood about Legolas the Elf having some financial difficulties due to his manager absconding with the money from the lucrative movie franchise have been proven to be more than just idle gossip. I have obtained photographs confirming that Legolas was forced to take part-time work in a seasonal job…
To make matters worse, not long after being hired, Legolas became embroiled in a workplace dispute between the union and management…
Maybe he should have given his earnings to the Dwarves. Everybody knows that they know how to hoard a treasure.
Pouring My Art Out 
PS, please Santa, no regifted fruitcakes for me this Christmas.
too late… it’s in the mail…
For that reason, I’m suggesting a class action lawsuit for Legolas, for Christmas this year?
Do we get a cut???
We do, if Shylock Graspall, the Shameless & Associates, doesn’t siphon off all the settlement money.
right
Poor lego lass. Still, if one must go broke he picked a good season to find work
He is good at making wooden toys.
most guys are
ha
Reblogged this on galesmind and commented:
Poor Legolas the rumors are true!!