They are from a short series I did called:
The war on Christmas…
I would call it off, if I were you. Because, according to inside sources, Santa has hired a few new elves to help him out this year…
On a related note, another famous elf who did some part-time work at the North Pole last year, has found himself a better-paying gig…
There is no war on Christmas…
It is a made-up thing…
Stop acting like you are being persecuted because we want to include everybody. Nobody is forcing you to say ‘happy holidays’ instead of ‘Merry Christmas’. But let me ask you this:
When we the last time you said:
“Happy Pesach” to a Jewish person?
“Joyous Lailat al Miraj” to a person of the Islamic faith?
“Have a great Ramayana” to a Hindu?
“Merry Baisakhi” to a Sikh?
“Fabulous Visakha Puja” to a Buddhist?
“Awesome Beltane and Samhain” to a Wiccan or a pagan?
We just want you to stop acting as if Christianity is the only religion that matters in America. This is a little like when you keep complaining that you can’t put giant crosses on top of mountains on public land. Nobody cares. We just want you to stick an equally big symbol for all the other faiths represented in this great country.
And just so you know, if Jesus was alive today, I doubt he would be happy with people trampling other human beings to get the best Christmas deals…
Pouring My Art Out 
http://asarielsmuse.com/2014/12/17/the-liebster-award/ – Tag, you’re it! Oh and Happy Maple Syrup DayYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY sorry fingers were sticky
That’ means you’ve been nominated for the Liebster award
I did pick up on that, thanks.
It’s the sticky fingers and maple syrup makes me kinda hyper sooooooo what can I say. Just can’t ignore maple syrup day
I do like me some syrup.
Oh man… I really appreciate this, but I don’t do the awards. I think I already have this one two or three times and a bunch of others. But I have no place to put them. And I suck at all those link things. And I kind of feel like wordpress does these just to keep us busy. But I really do appreciate the honor.
LOL it will keep you busy and I totally get it
But thanks so much anyway.
Reblogged this on galesmind and commented:
Clever as always
I agree, which is why I am nominating you to be the next Jesus. I’m Catholic, so I can get away with saying stuff like that. I think.
Isn’t that a demotion from blogger and author???
I’m a recovering Episcopalian, so I can say things like that…
I lol’d hard at the Legolas image
Thanks… I think I have another one or two of those coming soon.
Common dilemma in America I guess?
I suppose
Happy Saturnalia, Art.
and also with you…
You tell ’em, Art.
I try to