I just saw a commercial for the Universal Technical Institute, where you can learn to be an auto mechanic… but to most people, graduating from UTI means you got over your Urinary Tract Infection…
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I thought it was Universal Testicle Institute…. At least around here, they don’t turn out stellar mechanics…
I don’t let anybody who is less than stellar anywhere near my testicles… especially with a wrench
Y’know – THANK YOU for letting me know that I’m not the ONLY one who made that connection! I crack up at them every time I see that commercial; like, did you not see the urological fallout coming?? 😉
They were just pissing in the wind.
And then there’s the University of Rhode Island. Gesundheit!
Seems like there might be a whole nother post here
Yup. A whole nother post!
are you mocking me because, as it turns out… nother is not actually a real word???
Me? Mock you No way, Art. I just get a kick out of how every one says “a whole nother” (or sometimes spelled “nuther”) instead of just “another post” or “another whole post.” And everyone does it, so I’d be surprised if it doesn’t show up some day soon in some official dictionary or phrase book…you know, the ones that identify new words that have entered the vernacular. Hey, maybe that should be a whole nother post.
but I never do what everybody else does… wah!
Yeah. I’ve noticed that.
I hate doing it… so stop pointing it out when I do it…
Oh crap. I forget to insert a question mark between “you” and “No” at the beginning of my comment. And then I used “every one” and “everyone” when the both should have been “everyone.” I have to start proof reading before hitting “Post Comment.”
me too… but ain’t nobody got time for that… or is it no body???
Well, it depends. If you’re talking about a spouse, significant other, or friend, as in “ain’t nobody to go the the movies with me,” then it’s “nobody.” If you’re a head just floating around with nothing below it, then it’s “no body,” as in “ain’t no body to get me to the movies.”
so it could go either way…
For you, yes.
ha
People don’t pay attention to those acronyms. My father was in hysterics 30 years ago when he told me that they were building Florida Gulf University …
That’s nothing… in my home town of Kensington, they had a church called the First Unitarian Church of Kensington… the first letters on the sign were all capitalized… they had to take it down… people were crashing their cars.
That’s actually how I feel about most churches.
Yes, but to see it in actual words… or a word anyway… on a big sign… right out in front…
Is TOTALLY APPROPRIATE!
preachin’ to the choir here, sister.
I hope they never start a university – First Unitarian Church of Kensington University. Bwahahaha!
Ha… I totally thought of that same joke.
You just have to be a bit quicker in your delivery. I WIN! Rememever you are dealing with world class talent here – me and Doob and Trent and Guap and even Elyse.
I passed it off as not being quite up to my standards… HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!