Okay… a quick piece of advice… never fart in a space suit…

And speaking of space suits… have you read any of my action/adventure/humor science fiction novels yet? Did you know that by the end of book number two of the Otherwhere Chronicles, our hero… who is me… but not really me, a me from another dimension… ends up with his own space ship? Well, technically he owns whole fleets of ships, because he ends up being made the CEO of a vast alien/human corporation that was doing bad things but was too big to fail… or so we found out after the whole space pirate thing got cleared up by Arthur and his friends… sort of… I mean, it did turn out that the space pirates were really just… I don’t want to give away too much of the story here… but let’s just say that Arthur, our hero, is doing pretty good… once he saved San Francisco from being destroyed by two angry alien ambassadors… and once he had to fight an unarmed combat duel with that huge alien mercenary… so all in all not bad for a guy who started off as a janitor in a Texas bar and grill on an alien space station…

It might actually seem like I am giving away a lot of the plot, but there is so much more going on… I mean, that all happened in just the first two books, and I am now editing the third book and the fourth is already written… and besides, nothing is what it seems… and the plot twists like a pubic hair in a tornado… so… uh… yeah…

You can buy the books by clicking on the book page button in the top bar… or on those pictures of the books over there in the sidebar.

If you have read them, and you liked them, please go back to the book page and leave a little review on the site where you bought them. Of course, if you hated them, feel free to go there and write a good review anyway… HA!

The books are cheap… only $10.00… except for the children’s book I did called: I like monkeys! That is $15.00 dollars… because I painted pictures for that one.

Also, the first sci-fi book is available on some e-readers like Kindle. It is really cheap to buy it that way. If enough people do buy it that way, I will ask my daughter, Jessica, my tech support expert, to make the rest of the books available there too.

I plan to write book five in the near future, and go on from there.

I really think you should get these books before they make them into major motion pictures. Because by then, I will be hugely famous, and getting a signed copy will force you to stand in a long line with thousands of clambering fans, and you won’t feel nearly as special as you will if you help discover me while I am a virtual… and literal… unknown.