No, you maniac… not with real spray-paint… I mean the kind that they use to dye hair for Halloween… I am not advocating animal vandalism… and obviously this isn’t just a test of your affection for me… this is about my art contest. I am trying to show how you can fulfill the parameters of my art contest without actually being a gifted artist, by using some creativity. But if you do decide to spray-paint something… be it a living thing or an inanimate object… be sure to use biodegradable and easy-to-clean paint… and don’t forget to take a photo before you clean it up… you know… to send to me for the art contest…
Pouring My Art Out 
OOOOOO!!! I just learned we have the tallest cow in the world right here in Illinois! 6’4″ at the shoulder!
dude… that is as tall as me… hint hint…
I am not sure where said cow resides……but the when they read that news on the radio the DJ responded with “Suck it Wisconsin”
That is wrong on so many levels