I swear I don’t mean this in a sexist way… unless me considering men to be sexist pigs is, in itself, sexist against my own sex… but if nature had really wanted men to give women their undivided attention when women spoke, it should have tried this design…
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Pouring My Art Out 
So you mean we would have to walk around naked from the waist up in order to see where we’re going?
That is just part of the brilliance of my plan… the downside is that you have to let babies suck milk out of your face… HA!
I forget where, but someone had designed a ‘cleavage camera.’ The results were shown and yes, all eyes of every man, woman and child went to the camera first. I’ve often said, if they want to end wars more quickly – send out breasts instead of guns… 😉
I’m so often tempted to tell young girls – so many walking about today – wearing breast-a pop up-shirts in school – “Girls, I promise, your breasts won’t disappear if you cover them.” 😉
AnnMarie 🙂
with great breast power, comes great responsibility!
Thanks… I wasn’t sure if this one was going to offend people or not… but I thought it was funny and yet held a grain of truth to it.
Damn, I really need to learn how to use Photoshop.
Reality is for suckers.
Oh. My. Lord.
OML!
Oh Art, I’m so glad you weren’t on God’s staff when He built the world. Can’t you just hear the outcome? “Please stop that honey, I’m getting a black eye.”
I am still trying to figure out how to make glasses that fit like a bra…
i’m luving the eyebrows 🙂
Without those… it would just be weird
lol 🙂
yup