Why don’t we try something new… you know… just for a change… and not blow people up… or shoot them… or behead them. As I understand it, your goal is to get people to follow your religion. I am not expert, but it does sort of seem that killing people is a silly way to go about this. The people you kill can’t very well convert to your belief system, can they? And when other people see you killing innocent people just to make a point, it makes them nervous. This is just a bad public relations campaign all the way around.
So maybe you can try something new… just for a while… just to mix it up a little… just to see if maybe you really can get more people to listen to you without having to kill them.
What about this… try going door to door selling cookies…
I might have just suggested going door to door to spread the word of your faith, but that would make you too much like those other religious nuts who do that… and everybody hates those people. If, on the other hand, you sell them some tasty cookies at the same time, it will put them in the mood to listen. Maybe you could include little pamphlets in each box of cookies explaining to people why yours is the only one true god… it might work.
I suppose you could also try bake sales… or opening soup kitchens or medical clinics for the poor. Or almost anything that doesn’t involve killing people. What do you say?
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*** Dear NSA agent who is reading this… I swear this is just a joke, and I am in no way trying to actually be useful to any terrorist movement… although really, if they did take this advice, would that be such a bad thing?***
Pouring My Art Out 
The thing is – they really don’t want all of us in their religion because we might try to make it more moderate. I mean if we all joined, we might out-number the extremists & be able to make them behave a little more!
they are just boxed into a corner
Well, at least you didn’t photo shop a bomb under his turban. Apparently that is very distasteful to Muslims – could’ve gotten you a jihad of your very own. Ha! Art, your mastery of the image is getting quite sophisticated – I laughed out loud when I saw the cookies. Just be careful friend – some poeple are a bit more sensitive to teasing than others. Very funny and poignant post.
I will be careful… the last thing I want is the Girls Scouts coming after me…
I would buy the crap out of those cookies.
yeah… and I would grab a couple of the RPG’s if the price was right.
Now in picturing the robot cookies from ‘Despicable Me’ 😉
HA!
Really? LOL … very good point….. 🙂
awww… shucks.
Sorry, I don’t like Thin Mint cookies – so that won’t convert me either.
well, he still has the rocket propelled grenade…
Pagan.
Neanderthal, even
In so many words, yes.
Is one word so many words???
It was really only one word.
no it wasn’t
I’m pretty sure it was, yo.
was it?
I don’t remember.
remember what
Something tells me you may be hearing from the Girl Scouts real soon.
Personally, I find the post amusing, but then I’m a bit weird.
I only aim at weird people here.
stop pointing that thing at me!
ha
You’re not the only one…
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